help, ive lost my sex drive...

[pillow]

it happened last week around tea-time on a rainy tuesday afternoon,cheerfully eating the edge of my duvet and watching americans shoot eachother,something drained from my body and slipped out underneath the door,
im not joking.
i guess i should find something else to do with my time,perhaps take up one-person cribbage,
or open a cats home.

*should i be pleased or worried?

*is it a blessing in disguise?

*is this a common side effect from listening to morrissey?

*can i sue him?

*when im old will i feel this way all the time?

 

[Morrissey the 23rd]

> it happened last week around tea-time on a rainy tuesday
> afternoon,cheerfully eating the edge of my duvet and watching americans
> shoot eachother,something drained from my body and slipped out underneath
> the door,
> im not joking.
> i guess i should find something else to do with my time,perhaps take up
> one-person cribbage,
> or open a cats home.

> *should i be pleased or worried?

> *is it a blessing in disguise?

> *is this a common side effect from listening to morrissey?

> *can i sue him?

> *when im old will i feel this way all the time?

I have the cure. It is me!!!!

H

 

[pillow]

i demand an investigation.

can you stand up in a court of law and produce the necessary evidence?

 

[hey nonny ninny]

I would be more than happy to help you look for it!

I would do anything for you dear Pillow.

 

[pillow]

you can start looking upstairs in my bedroom then...

lie down and see if its in my sheets...

 

[The Josh White All-Nude Review]

Pillow, You so Crazee!!

 

[hey nonny ninny]

I want to look downstairs too!

Pillow, I want to do it with you so much I can't stand it!

 

[suzanne]

all you'll find is the livingroom and kitchen.

 

[hey nonny ninny]

That wasn't the "downstairs" I had in mind...

 

[hey nonny ninny]

That wasn't the "downstairs" I had in mind...

 

[Morrissey the 23rd]

Re: i demand an investigation.

> can you stand up in a court of law and produce the necessary evidence?

I could but will I?