Is there any subject Morrissey hasn't written about a song yet?

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Hmmm, 'I'm OK By Myself' is may be about a sulky kitten?

"does anybody have on their person a dead cat? i'd like to see if i can swing it."

I can't remember where or when Moz said that, but I have heard it before. Hmmm...

 

[shawnxvx]

I can't remember where or when Moz said that, but I have heard it before. Hmmm...

bowery ballroom

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

bowery ballroom

Oh yes, thanks for that. I read it somewhere I think.

 

[oscillate wildly]

he has not written a song about me yet.

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

he has not written a song about me yet.

Damn you, I was about to say that!

 

[Call Me Amanda]

It's true....so often I'll be doing something, or feeling a certain way, and a Morrissey song always comes to my mind. For example- I'm at work and I have to deal with some kind of ridiculous bureaucracy, and I think to myself "Do Your Best and Don't Worry". OR, I have this friend, and he never calls back or replies to e-mails, and I think "The More You Ignore Me the Closer I Get". But you know, I'm always lost for a song when I play golf, it stirs up so much emotion- joy, sorrow, frustration, everything..and I just can't think of a Moz song for it. You are so right 'Blame It'- you are so right...

 

[Kewpie]

he has not written a song about me yet.

Heehee, I nicked the gif from nicola.

Tsk, tsk, don't forget 'How Soon Is Now?' is about you.

 

[Blame it on the Alcohol]

Thanks, Call me Amanda. This night has opened my eyes, but what difference does it make? These things take time.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I'd like to see him do a Christmas song

Jukebox Jury

 

[mcrickson]

Tsk, tsk, don't forget 'How Soon Is Now?' is about you.

That's a little cold. Especially with the most recent lyric changes: "So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own -- WHAT A BIG SURPRISE"


But to answer the question of the thread...

Spoiler

SEX WITH FRUIT.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

he should do an Opera, something Madama Butterfly like

 

[Ethan Poe]

I'd like to see him do a Christmas song

Jukebox Jury

Technically the original lyrics to East-West were about Christmas, so he has sorta done one.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

kicking ass
not apologizing
quitting the organization
having a life
withholding information until you give me what I want (maybe that's considered blackmail? )
blackmail
kicking ass

 

[CrystalGeezer]

He needs to write a song about ass kicking. And maybe a song about all that stuff being water under the bridge so he can get on with his life. And ass kicking.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

cock teasing. He should write a song about that.

 

[Barking]

he has not written a song about me yet.

(Well, you know, that "song about you" shit is kinda overrated. You get used to it super quickly as well. Basically, 'stops being a thrill after the second one...But I don't want to be a killjoy.)

about Fantastic Bird: I think David Bowie, if he read you guys, would be very tempted to use Iamnicola's gif...And myself I... I don't know what to say. Does anybody? (insert appropriate gif) TCM maybe? where the f. are you?

Musical Education Kids. etc

 

[DeathRockSnowWhite]

Squirrels.
Tai Chi
Duct Tape
Fig Newtons
Super Nintendo
Blackula ( I'm waitin' for that one.)
Richard Simmons

 

[CrystalGeezer]

pencil cases
fuzzy blankets
crazy moms
traffic
paper shredders
recycling
kitsch

 

[CrystalGeezer]

How to tell the difference between a Viceroy and a Monarch

 

[Quiffaa]

How to tell the difference between a Viceroy and a Monarch

as an anti-royalist?