Morrissey Induced Injuries

[virtually dead]

I was dancing (reeling about) to This Charming Man the other night and i tripped on the rug and fell very dramatically into a cabinet.
I f***ed off to my room hoping desperatly that no one saw me... I'm now sporting many bruises....

And.... the day of my first Moz gig I managed to burn myself in the face with an iron.... it didn't turn out that bad.... a bit like Moz's cut in the Dagenam Dave vid...

 

[Roma De Moz]

How the hell do you burn your own face with an iron?

Listening to King Leer. My own fault really, but damn did it hurt.

 

[drunken goldfish]

I always said that Morrissey bloke is a bad influence on today's youth .

 

[virtually dead]

I was trying to straighten my hair....

 

[lux girl]

October 2002, Ambassador in Dublin.
Excitement mounting, Morrissey hadn't done a gig in years.
Up the front I went to get as close as poss to the main man.
Minutes later, blood running down my face....I had been jabbed in the nose by a very large elbow, belonging to a very large guy. Being 5 ft 5 inches, I guess he hadn't seen me.
Nosebleed lasted only a few minutes, the very large guy took pity on me and helped me get right up to the very front! Gig of a life time.
God bless you big elbow man whereevr you are ( Scotland I think)

Was it worth the injury, oh yes!

 

[virtually dead]

October 2002, Ambassador in Dublin.
Excitement mounting, Morrissey hadn't done a gig in years.
Up the front I went to get as close as poss to the main man.
Minutes later, blood running down my face....I had been jabbed in the nose by a very large elbow, belonging to a very large guy. Being 5 ft 5 inches, I guess he hadn't seen me.
Nosebleed lasted only a few minutes, the very large guy took pity on me and helped me get right up to the very front! Gig of a life time.
God bless you big elbow man whereevr you are ( Scotland I think)

Was it worth the injury, oh yes!

I'm sure someone stole my kidneys at a babyshambles gig once....
I blacked out for half of the set...

I really should have a look on ebay.....

 

[Kewpie]

At my first gig of The Smiths Glasgow Barrowlands in July 1986, a mean racist local girl was standing front-left of me. I was the only non-British audience of the gig. All of us were pushed by the others behind us, but she decided to put the blame on me and scratched my left hand. I still have two scars.

 

[hatfull]

I was black and blue after Leeds this year because a group of men decided I would be easy to push past as I was a girl. They had not taken into account A) my love for Moz B) my desire to be in the third row and C) the fact that in my old job, I used to move about 90 boxes of stock a week. Foolish. I got bruised, they got to stand behind me for the entire gig coincidently, I think I nearly strangled someone at that gig by accident (kind of grabbed his neck to keep me up) if that was you, I'm very sorry, blame the person behind me!

 

[helmoz]

i broke my glasses and bruised myself the first time i saw him live, and fallen over and hurt myself from dancing (in front of the mirror and all that) to his records.

 

[Danielledelu]

Hah, i'm sorry.

One day, I was listening to Vicar in a tutu, and I wanted to slide down my stair rail, so I tried and I fell off half way thru.( hello stiches) Then one time I was listening to Headmaster Ritual and I ran into a wall, while trying to renact the words, am I clumsy, or is it Moz. ( i'm really clumsy)

 

[Aly Panic]

I gashed my shin trying to get on stage at the M.E.N., I've still got the scars!