Moz can stop the Cavalry...

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

I woz just looking through a really shite website for lyrics for certain christmas songs. Most of them where the usual jolly rubbish about santa n elves n joyishness that would sicken the happiest of nuns.
But I did happen to read the lyrics to one of the most irritating songs in the history of music and never realised how great they where (usually coz id have kicked the stereo into 5 pieces with my bare foot before it even gets past the first verse)
Anyway the reason this is moz related is coz if you read them without the stupid bouncy tune in your head you'd swear moz could have written them...
P.s, for a bonus saddo point name this tune...its not hard once ya reach the chorus

Hey
Mister Churchill comes over here to say we're doing splendidly.
But it's very cold up here in the snow marching to and from the enemy.
Oh
I say it's tough I have had enough
can you stop the cavalry.
I have had to fight almost ev'ry night down throughout the centuries

That is when I say
oh yes
yet again can you stop the cavalry.
Mary Bradley waits at home in the nuclear fallout zone

Wish I could be dancing now in the arms of the girl I love.
Lum a-lum a-lum lum lum a-lum a-lum lum lum lum a-lum lum
(a-lum a-lum)
Lum a-lum a-lum lum lum a-lum a-lum lum lum lum a-lum lum
(a-lum a-lum)
Wish I was at home for Christmas.
Bang! There's another bomb on another town while the Czar and
(Jim have tea)

If I get home
live to tell the tale I'll run for all Presidencies.
If I get elected I'll stop
I will stop the cavalry.
I have had to fight almost ev'ry night down throughout the centuries
...
Lum a-lum a-lum lum lum a-lum a-lum lum lum lum a-lum lum
(a-lum a-lum)
Wish I could be dancing now in the arms of the girl I love

Mary Bradley waits at home
she's been waiting two years long.
Wish I was at home for Christmas.

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: Is that from the new movie Winston Curchill:the Hollywood Years??

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

Re: Is that from the new movie Winston Curchill:the Hollywood Years??

Dunno Andy...it could be, but can ye say who sung it?

 

[freeyourself]

> Dunno Andy...it could be, but can ye say who sung it?

Jona Lewie.

I claim my bonus saddo points.

btw, I don't think Moz would ever have written "lum a-lum a-lum"....

Maybe "la la la la la", but definitely not "lum a-lum a lum".

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: Who is Jona Lewie??

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

> Jona Lewie.

> I claim my bonus saddo points.

> btw, I don't think Moz would ever have written "lum a-lum
> a-lum"....

> Maybe "la la la la la", but definitely not "lum a-lum a
> lum".

Saddo points in the post to you....

As for moz and the non 'lum-lum's' I dont know about that, have you ever read the lyric sheet of headmaster ritual? Very complex in the "lum-lum, la-la" school of songwriting.

 

[freeyourself]

> Saddo points in the post to you....

> As for moz and the non 'lum-lum's' I dont know about that, have you ever
> read the lyric sheet of headmaster ritual? Very complex in the
> "lum-lum, la-la" school of songwriting.

Hmmm.....maybe on your emerald green vinyl version sung in gaelic, or maybe you sing "lum a-lum a-lum" after 4 or 5 pints of Guiness.

Rubber Ring might contain the odd "lum a-lum", but I wouldn't swear to it.

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: Winston Churchill? sounds like a World War 2 song is it?

DO you like white christmas by bing crosby?

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: the last horse-back calvery charge was in the 1st world was wasn't it?

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: the last horse-back calvery charge was in the 1st world war wasn't it?

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

> Hmmm.....maybe on your emerald green vinyl version sung in gaelic, or
> maybe you sing "lum a-lum a-lum" after 4 or 5 pints of Guiness.

> Rubber Ring might contain the odd "lum a-lum", but I wouldn't
> swear to it.

No....actually "lum-a-lum" is Broken's safety word for his dominatrix...
Rubber ring is more of a "lada-day"...moz tends to go with his heart when it comes to la-la's....but don't quote me on that.

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

Re: Winston Churchill? sounds like a World War 2 song is it?

> DO you like white christmas by bing crosby?
I do, its a very nice song...but I cant imagine morrissey having written those lyrics.

 

[Domestos-salad]

> Jona Lewie.

> I claim my bonus saddo points.

> btw, I don't think Moz would ever have written "lum a-lum
> a-lum"....

> Maybe "la la la la la", but definitely not "lum a-lum a
> lum".
I am ashamed of young Mr Smith as I am the proud possesor of said 7 inch and it is one of my fave xmas songs.Obviously Sheelsgh and myself havent brainwashed him enough through the years,tut,tut.

 

[freeyourself]

> No....actually "lum-a-lum" is Broken's safety word for his
> dominatrix...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The ridiculous gimp has just posted a load of nasty shit about Gene anonymously on the article comments board just cos I'd just posted saying I'll miss them.

What an utter dogturd.