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[Donkeyknutz]

Does anyone know how to get your cock out of a milk bottle without smashing it? I've been looking at a picture of kelly osbourne for ages hoping it would help, but it hasn't, I'm desperate.

 

[Albert Tatlock]

You have to drink a lot, then start pissing. Either the bottle will pop your dick out like a cork, or the pressure will burst your bladder and you will die. Personally I don't much care which one happens to you. But let us know.
Hope that helps.
AT

> Does anyone know how to get your cock out of a milk bottle without
> smashing it? I've been looking at a picture of kelly osbourne for ages
> hoping it would help, but it hasn't, I'm desperate.