Use 1-800-Collect...save a buck or two

[greasetea]

I did this when Boz needed me to set up arrangements for his stay in L.A.

He is one picky tyrant. His list of amenities would make any modern day diva embarrassed:

-one box of cocoa puffs with each puff split in half
-one box of South Park condoms (thanks jerk, they are only avaiable in the UK)
-one can of Sakucha (Japanese brand) tuna in water, with water drained out and cabernet filled back in and tin welded back shut.
-a case of Smirnoff Ice with caps removed to allow for "breathing"
-two packages of popcorn flavored potato chips pretzel bits.
-case of Yohan Sirhan kipper snacks olive spine flavoUr)
-a Big Trouble in Little China DVD
-a poster of Sandman by Sam Keith hung up adjacent to the window
-a stack of sharpened pencils No. 6's (number 6?)
-empty McDonald french fry wrappers
-one case of Washington DC Tv Guides, with all pages 2 ripped out.
-Wrestlemania Best OF VCR tape (PAL edition)with all references to Hulk Hogan edited out
-David Boreanz in a black ribbed tee-shirt (yummy but hard to find)

And he tells me there is more to come. Damn him!

 

[Work down tut pit...]

HA, HA, HA, HA, AH, HA.................

Must be American.

 

[Andrew S.]

Greastea, you idiot...you should always dial 10-10-220 instead.

 

[WorkingGirl]

Just say NO!