Explosive Kegs
Dear God, I LOVE IT!
This is a thread right out of the Emma1979 mould. So who does know the most about our great leader?
It depends on what you mean - there are people who know a lot about:
- His lyrics
- His music
- His collaborators
- His life
- Academic study of Morrissey
- His fans
There'll be someone on here who is a specialist in each area. However, I'd reckon Stephane and Jamie would be good all-rounders.
Peter
I am Morrissey.
We should develop a Morrissey Exam that everyone here can take. "Test your knowledge of Morrissey and The Smiths..."
I am Morrissey.
OMG I love you. When are the Smiths going to reform?
FAIL
You just said you were a female in the "I screwed my girl on her period" thread
wait, is that the actual title of it???
I think I might fail that test. I know none of the details but pretty much all of the bigger picture which I think is a pretty good place to stand since maybe someday I could learn about the details from the source as opposed to through the grapevine.
Julia
No way. Totally not fair 'cause she's got his email address and could crib the answers.
Heh. You must not know Morrissey very well if you think he'd give correct answers like that, even to Julia.
Ex:
Hi M,
Hey, who was the original producer for The Smiths' debut album, the one who got sacked?
Tx! J
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My Darling Julia:
The Sniffs' debut collection was to be loudly and messily birthed by Joan Sims. I had purchased a mop and a surgical mask but she said the wallpaper made her look fat. Do you intend to see me in North Carolina? Why?
Yours,
M
Julia
Hilarious. I hope he isn't that way all the time.
"Baby. Stop sphynxin and be normal. kthx."