sweet and tender hooligan

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  • Kilt Uncle
    what a lovely message. I'm sorry i told Miryam how nice you were now..:)

    And don't get stabbed by a Ned? I am so enthused with life now that i will practically skip into the college! Such pessimism in the young these days..:)

    10:09pm - last word to me....:)

    Take care Lucy.

    Yours, Alasdair.
    Kilt Uncle
    Man your response gave me such a chuckle..:) I know where you live is the classic line.

    I'll be on guard tonight just in case. I'll have you know that we have a security guard who can waddle at quite a rate. You will not breach such defences!!!

    If i don't respond to you again tonight, have a good week and work hard and er, don't kill me..:)

    Yours, Alasdair.
    Kilt Uncle
    Ha, Ha. I got you on the Post Whatever you are thinking thread. The Chuckle Brothers - and age is no defence!!! How can you accidently go into a mans toilet? That's like the worst excuse EVER!!!

    Your pigeon will end up in the same place as my duffel coat..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    You will get the last word tonight because i'm off to college at 10. I was supposed to read Jekyll and Hyde for Literature but i haven't bothered my arse, so it's a fail for me..:)

    I will send you something at 9:59pm and dash away before you or your pigeon can reap your revenge...:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Well, technically i logged off before you got the last word - so Victory is mine..!!!

    And you're not around for a verbal joust, which is VERY selfish of you..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I got you back AND in PUBLIC!!! (evil laugh)

    have a good sleep and YES i DID have to get the last word..:)

    Yours, Ally. (so common, lol!)
    Kilt Uncle
    You will have to construct a turd carrier for your pigeon. I think you will continue to be lovely if you can keep away from the dog-shit! Good advice.

    I'd better check that thread and see what damage you have done to my already dwindling reputation..:)

    Yours, Alasdair.
    Kilt Uncle
    You will bring it up again because people always do. I had a lovely etching when i was a boy of me with the first sack of coal ever coaled or whatever the term is..:) Dug up. ach, it was a crap gag anyway..:)

    I am lovely i must agree..:) You have been extremely nice so far and i hope you will continue to be that way and not send me any dog turds through my letter box! I am going to bed now, so have a good night/morning and no doubt we'll speak soon..:)

    Yours, Alasdair.
    Kilt Uncle
    You will and you'll lose your lunch when you do..:) Thank you for saying that i'm fantastic - finally i've met someone with the nerve to speak the truth..:) The duffel coat had bricks in the pockets and is hopefully lying at the bottom of the burn..:) I HATED that coat - and if you care about me you'll NEVER mention it again.

    Did i say you were nice? A wee white lie is okay now and agin, lol!!! i'd forgot that people can actually read it. You are very nice.
    Kilt Uncle
    I am waiting for my thigh-master to kick-in before i post any pic's..:) I will do it sometime. I need to do something with it because people may not realise how alive, witty and interesting i really am..:) It was a good upbringing and i'm really grateful for the whole experience. She died back in 2002, but i had many good times and have no complaints - well apart from a duffel coat she made me wear to school once which mysteriously disappeared one day..:) It HAD TO GO!!!!
    Kilt Uncle
    You're very cute for asking me a question about technology..:) My email is [email protected] and that is the only way i can think of getting you on to it..:) I told you i was old. I think the last march i was on was against the War but that's a wee while ago. I was on marches when i was a twinkle in the milkmans eye - my late mother was very political.:) Which i'm grateful for. How dare you! I think AND hallucinate, especially when my shrapnel moves..:) BTW how do you access these smiley things?
    Kilt Uncle
    I think that people miss the humour in his lyrics, which is fairly astonishing. It's unbelievably slow and i don't really have the patience for it. Though maybe we should be grateful for the technology. You can talk instantly to someone on the other side of the world, but the moment it takes 3 seconds to load you're foaming at the mouth..:) I hadn't seen the notice that you spoke of. I thought, she's hallucinated whilst being out of her face on Night-Nurse, lol!!! I admire your campaign though, it's not very trendy these days and the way the media handle the issue is pretty disgusting. I used to go on demo's all the time, but when you get to my age...:) The last one was the War - but no-one was for it so i was their myself, lol!!!
    miryam_moz85
    oh my goodness..i absolutley forgot you, right?
    such a shame..!!! Dear god please help me..it's not a long time..it's almost a quarter..!!
    if you're still interested i will send ou a letter again..eek
    well..i'm doing very well..my sister celebrated her 19th birthday..it was really nice..but unfortunately i was drunk..i had too much drink..you have to know that i don't drink, normally..and i was so down that at the end of the party i was waken up by my sister and didn't knew anything!! i think that will be the first and last time..i must have more control to keep myself together;p..

    i read that you finished your exam and will go to university soon..is it right?
    So congraulations!! Well done..i think NOW you will have a very easy and relaxing life..nothing's better than university..i will also do it..after my education for two years..i will start in august..

    i think i will write not too much now..otherwise i haven'T got enough stuff for my letter;p

    xoxo miry
    Kilt Uncle
    My joke was quite well constructed, though i could have mentioned the CSA and it may have been funnier! Hmm, maybe not..:) Our Frank is such an amazing song but someone on the forum said that it depressed them. I think it's ball-bouncingly funny..:) Hun, this thing is playing up - i'm not planning on leaving, but it took ages to load and stuff, so if i go it isn't you - it's the fact that i'm trying to avoid throwing this machine out the F*****g window..:)

    A whale hot water bottle would be hard to even get in the house, let alone my bed...:)
    Kilt Uncle
    It's a great username..:) I had a slight panic when you said that you were Kill Uncle's child, lol! What a crap joke - i should just delete it. Was that the album that got you into Morrissey? You really are unique then if that is the case...:) I have a whale blubber hot-water bottle. I suppose you want to ban that as well..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I'm glad it's happening with you as well! Er...you know what i mean..:) So you were the young ruffian screaming at me about my goldfish earings and seal pup pumps..:) Hmm, maybe you're one of these protesters who lack a sense of humour about such things! Congratulations, you're NOT a hoodlum after all. it's good to see rebellion in the young..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I will say goodbye tonight. The forum is very slow to load tonight. I am just about resisting spontaneous combustion with it!!! Honest hun, it's not really my style not to say goodnight, so i may be old and senile, but not rude. well, the odd sweary word but everyone does them..:) Why were you standing outside all day? We're all pale-faces up here hun, better be careful..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Oh hun. If i did that then i'm sorry. I usually have impeccable manors. That's very rude to do that. The weather is slightly freaky. We've had like three weeks of mostly great weather. It's like being in another country. I do head for the shade though - i am too pale to be a slut for the sun..:) I am doing okay...:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Maybe they would sympathise with us and give us the nod to do the job. Sorry about the delay BTW, but i have this cat who's coming up to the window and everytime i go out to get her she pisses off!!! I should have kept the bullets for the cat..:)
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