i have no idea who or what túró rudi is. enlighten me.
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yesitis
you know, russianPOOLette? where you put one POOLet in the chamber and POOL the trigger?
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yesitis
living on the edge...
more like russian poolette. get it?
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yesitis
am i understanding you right? the pool gave you some bug and you still went back at a later date? and then let your cousin go to the same pool?
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yesitis
well i'm glad nobody died. i guess you were just unlucky to go before they learned how to run a pool without infecting all the swimmers.
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yesitis
is this pool still open? or has it killed one too many people?
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yesitis
it is a breakthrough. although it was only acheived with a vomit story.
gross. too many children peeing in the pool?
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yesitis
i lolled.
good memory. was the movie or the watermelon to blame?
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yesitis
never? never ever?
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yesitis
i like to start all my friendships with at least a little vomiting.
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yesitis
well it could be if you'd send me some curry. i don't mind if it gets all cold and nasty.
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yesitis
yeah? so you want to fedex me some curry?
i'm bloody good at calling indian restaurants and ordering food for delivery.
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mmm...
now i want some curry. damn your tempting talk of indian food!
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yesitis
deliver what? pizza?
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yesitis
they sure are. so send me some cash!
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yesitis
ok, i'll give you the hungarian royalties. minus my 65% fee of course.
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yesitis
i'll just steal your book and publish it under my name. i'll make millions...
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i would buy a book of your puns.
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yesitis
i'm sorry, your dazzling wordplay has left me tongue tied.
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