conversation using only morrissey lyrics

[Emil]

You didn't even phone me. Because it's not your style. To dial.

So one day if you're bored
By all means call me

 

[goinghome]

So one day if you're bored
By all means call me

You slammed the receiver!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

You slammed the receiver!

oh, but if I'd never found

 

[Emil]

oh, but if I'd never found

A homeless chihuahua

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I still love you, oh, I still love you

 

[crackersoup]

Love at first sight may sound trite, but it's true, you know. I could list the detail of everything you ever wore or said or how you stood the day as we spent the last night on Maudlin Street...

 

[sad veiled bride]

Love at first sight may sound trite, but it's true, you know. I could list the detail of everything you ever wore or said or how you stood the day as we spent the last night on Maudlin Street...

you think you were my first love, but you're wrong, you were the only one, who's come and gone

 

[goinghome]

you think you were my first love, but you're wrong, you were the only one, who's come and gone

Difficult, child, to, spectral, hand to Claude Brasseur-oh! :

 

[Emil]

Difficult, child, to, spectral, hand to Claude Brasseur-oh! :

Oh I know very well how I got my name

 

[goinghome]

Oh I know very well how I got my name

Lionised maverick!

 

[Emil]

Lionised maverick!

Will nature make a man of me yet?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Will nature make a man of me yet?

All over Battersea, some hope and some despair

 

[goinghome]

All over Battersea, some hope and some despair

All over this town, yes, a low wind may blow

 

[Emil]

All over this town, yes, a low wind may blow

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town

 

[idontoweyouanything]

Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

 

[goinghome]

Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

I wanna start from before the beginning.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I wanna start from before the beginning.

you can pin and mount me like a butterfly

 

[Emil]

you can pin and mount me like a butterfly

Please fulfill me, otherwise kill me

 

[goinghome]

Please fulfill me, otherwise kill me

Snap this spell? :

 

[Emil]

The table is rumbling
The glass is moving