If You Could Live Life As Any Fictional Character, Which Character Would It Be?

[Kewpie]

Doh

a sex addict

Huh? Mulder isn't a sex addict, we hardly see him kisses a woman on X-Files.

 

[Chartres]

Re: Doh

Huh? Mulder isn't a sex addict, we hardly see him kisses a woman on X-Files.

Well, he watches porn to sleep. It's implied that he watches porn like regular people watch TV.

 

[Kewpie]

Re: Doh

I wonder if 'Killjoy' is a fictional character.....no hold on it's not because it's you

 

[Chartres]

Sry for spamming but Hank Moody in Californication (yupp, that Mulder guy again) could be worth a try.

 

[Franzanna]

okay, for you then

Yaaaaaaayyyy!
I love you for it. But just for that, mind.

Does anyone know if there is a fictitious character who is deeply involved with eating pineapples, because I want to be them.

Edit: I know that Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple. I'll be him if no-one fictitious eats lots of pineapple.

 

[Dow Jones]

Yaaaaaaayyyy!
I love you for it. But just for that, mind.

Does anyone know if there is a fictitious character who is deeply involved with eating pineapples, because I want to be them.

Edit: I know that Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple. I'll be him if no-one fictitious eats lots of pineapple.

The Hitler character in "Little Nicky" takes a lot of pineapples up the ass as punishment in Hell, but that's not technically eating or sufficiently fictional.

 

[Franzanna]

The Hitler character in "Little Nicky" takes a lot of pineapples up the ass as punishment in Hell, but that's not technically eating or sufficiently fictional.

Hmmm, I'll pass on that one, DJ.
Thanks anyway.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Lester....

 

[Cassius]

Lester....

If you look anything like Lester I would totally be your Mena Suvari.

 

[I am a Ghost]

If you look anything like Lester I would totally be your Mena Suvari.

I'm afraid I don't resemble Lester too much Not visually, anyhow

Do you resemble Mena?

 

[Buzzetta]

I'm afraid I don't resemble Lester too much Not visually, anyhow

Do you resemble Mena?

Don't ask and just get the plastic surgery done.
Lucky will be the early 20's Texan who remotely resembles Spacey

 

[Cassius]

I'm afraid I don't resemble Lester too much Not visually, anyhow

Do you resemble Mena?

No, not really.

Don't ask and just get the plastic surgery done.
Lucky will be the early 20's Texan who remotely resembles Spacey

Aww. But if my boyfriend and I ever broke up ( ) I wouldn't date anyone younger than thirty.

 

[chica]

If you look anything like Lester I would totally be your Mena Suvari.

I'm afraid I can't craft a joke about Mena and men... sorry, it's late here

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/3831/Kevin-Spacey-Is-So-Very-Very-Cheeky.aspx

 

[Cassius]

I'm afraid I can't craft a joke about Mena and men... sorry, it's late here

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/3831/Kevin-Spacey-Is-So-Very-Very-Cheeky.aspx

I know, almost every man I find hot is gay.

 

[bysshe]

Lester....

You rule!

If you look anything like Lester I would totally be your Mena Suvari.

I second that.

 

[withmyheadonthebar]

I love him.

But... but.. .you'd be stuck in the Black Lodge!

 

[Chartres]

But... but.. .you'd be stuck in the Black Lodge!

No, I'd be stuck with BOB.

Or I'd like to begin from day one.

 

[Sir Alec]

I would love to be a Time Lord.

 

[I am a Ghost]

You rule!



I second that.

You know what I look like, Bysshe, and it ain't Lester

 

[Viva Latte]

I'm thinking... Moby Dick... except he was real...