If you were to be sex attacked in the toilets which celebrity would you choose as your attacker

[Deleted member 1074]

I was almost certain that you'd pick Kristeen Young
Unless you think it matters that she lied about her age.

Same old shit for 10 years now. Get some new material or get lost, twat.

 

[Pistol Squeezer]

Same old shit for 10 years now. Get some new material or get lost, twat.

Standing up for your boyfriend yet again I see. Would you like to be attacked in a toilet cubicle by him or something, you repressed homosexual?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Standing up for your boyfriend yet again I see. Would you like to be attacked in a toilet cubicle by him or something, you repressed homosexual?

I’d like to attack you in a toilet cubicle...shove a pineapple up your ass, maybe...then drown you in piss water. Yeah, that would get my dick hard for sure.

 

[countthree]

One enoughly small and weak I could kick in the balls and smash his face against the mirror.

 

[The Truth]

 

[Anonymous]

And the swedish vote goes to

*drum roll*

Mena Suvari

Or Thora on the right but she's jewish!

How much of a lesbo are you Jehne and is it any fun being bisexual these days?

I regret my choice here cause how could I betray Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom like this?

 

[Anonymous]

Winona Ryder

Isn't she a copy of you sort of?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Isn't she a copy of you sort of?

Not unless Winona looks like this now:

 

[Anonymous]

Not unless Winona looks like this now:
View attachment 47874

For some reason I hated Jehne once and now I just cannot understand why I did. It seems you have taken over but do I detect just the slightest hint at you being just a tad interested in her?

Cannot be, can it?

 

[Anonymous]

I regret my choice here cause how could I betray Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom like this?

I am in total denial over the fact she is married so I will only use her maiden name but Urban Evans sounds great and I will proud to have that surname cause a lot of swedish men are glad to take the surname of the bride.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

For some reason I hated Jehne once and now I just cannot understand why I did. It seems you have taken over but do I detect just the slightest hint at you being just a tad interested in her?

Cannot be, can it?

I’m not into necrophilia.

 

[Southern hospitality]

I’d like to attack you in a toilet cubicle...shove a pineapple up your ass, maybe...then drown you in piss water. Yeah, that would get my dick hard for sure.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/southernliving/culture/pineapple-hospitality

 

[Anonymous]

I’m not into necrophilia.

GODSPEED!

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Is “Other” going to be World’s Worst Possible Mystery Pick?

 

[ThomasB]

Shawn Mendes, hands-down! (Or hand-cuffed, or hands-tied-with-extensioncord, or hands-up, or hands-any-which-way really)

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Shawn Mendes, hands-down! (Or hand-cuffed, or hands-tied-with-extensioncord, or hands-up, or hands-any-which-way really)

 

[Roger O]

Dave from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Dave from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Don’t you mean HAL 9000 ?

 

[Oh my]

Don’t you mean HAL 9000 ?

Now I am thinking about a movie in which the toilets begin a revolution and attack people because they are pissed off!!!!

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Now I am thinking about a movie in which the toilets begin a revolution and attack people because they are pissed off!!!!

Don’t you mean... because they were pissed on?