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Steve Croce
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I put together a Match.com profile.
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I put together a Match.com profile and I'd like to submit my "description" to this jury. Care to take a moment and tell me what you think?
"I thought I would throw some things out that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway. I really like music, but I won’t judge your taste. I actually like dancing and having fun. I’m not into sports, but I like getting together with friends for big games. I like to read, but often have trouble finding the time. The last book I read to completion was “Winter’s Tale” by Mark Helprin (which I just learned has been made into a movie). I like someone who is spontaneous and open minded, ready to embrace last minute plans, is honest, down-to-earth, and has a sense of humor. I’m not a fan of self-centered people, TV shows, body addiction, and the superficial. I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match, and I love my mom. I am a confident and comedic person. On a typical Friday night I am either spinning records professionally or doing something fun with friends. You should message me if you are fun."
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Signed up a few years back at the advice of my male roommate.
You must really want to get laid, guy...
Protip: that isn't the way.
You should try joining as a woman. Although I have never tried it, I've heard it's a whole other experience entirely. I'm sure you won't be short of winks and messages (and lots of creepy men vying to "chat" with you).
Hahaha. Yeah, if you are just in it for the winks right?! Get some fake hottie pic. Moths to the flame. Don't even need to have a brain.
I'm unable to converse with anyone without signing up for the service.
I try to keep the whole experience truthful and real. What's the point of soliciting winks for a fictional character?
I've seen this. She really had me at "so unhappy, I stopped menstruating".
I'm unable to converse with anyone without signing up for the service.
I try to keep the whole experience truthful and real. What's the point of soliciting winks for a fictional character?
I suppose my Match profile is a living document version of the selfie. I'll acquiesce to that comparison.
Again, I use it to reassure myself that I am desirable. Every day, I struggle with my self-worth.
Frankly, I don't see any harm in exploiting Match to supplement my fragile ego. It's not hurting anyone.
I suppose my Match profile is a living document version of the selfie. I'll acquiesce to that comparison.
Again, I use it to reassure myself that I am desirable. Every day, I struggle with my self-worth.
Frankly, I don't see any harm in exploiting Match to supplement my fragile ego. It's not hurting anyone.
The guy from here you married?
This made me laugh out loud. Hard. Thank you.
You must really want to get laid, guy...
All you dumb broads think this dude is real? LOL.
I'm going to guess that he is real, but who really cares if he's not?
It's an entertaining thread, the pictures he posted are easy to look at, and no harm is done if it is in fact, all a joke.