New USER NAMES for NEWBIES!!!

[Siberian Tiger]

SMITHS & MORRISSEY RELATED NAMES FOR NEWBIES

Strange Pills
Dear Inspector
Bogey-Man
Handsome Devil
Angelic Upstart (stolen by a twat)
Peppermint Heaven
(A) Taste of Honey
New York Doll(s)
(The) Lion in Love
Ziggy Stardust
Spider(s) from Mars
Butterfly Collector
Exit Smiling
(The) Shangri-La(s)
Herman('s) Hermit(s)
Whore(s) in Retirement
Dharma Bum
Rebel Rebel
Eton Rifles
Elizabeth Smart
(The) Cookies
Candy Darling
Disco Dancer
Ian Brady
Myra Hindley
Coronation St.
Prokofiev
Meths on Breaths
Robert Smith
James Maker
Mr. Tambourine Man
Twinkle
Nosebleed(s)
The Walrus
Wythenshawe
Davyhulme
Louder than Bombs
Qurter Latin
Beatle(s)
Metal Guru
Strangeways
Vandella(s)
Getting Away With It
Mott The Hoople
Space Oddity
Karma Chameleon
Count Chocula
Andrew Ridgeley
Sylvia Plath
Hacienda
T. Rex.
Ms. Muffet
The Forgotten Man
Klaus Nomi
Nico
Joan of Arc
Whirling Waltzer
Sycophantic Slag
The Stockholm Monsters

 

[Tony Visconti]

Great.

But you forgot:

Desert Shore
Great Horse
Woodpecker Rock
24 Hour Tamale People

Also:

Latin Quarter was misspelled

The following were really good:

Strange Pills
Bogey-Man
Handsome Devil
Angelic Upstart (stolen by a twat)
(The) Lion in Love
Herman('s) Hermit(s)
Whore(s) in Retirement
Disco Dancer
Meths on Breaths
Louder than Bombs
Strangeways
Karma Chameleon
Whirling Waltzer
Sycophantic Slag

MY FAVORITES ARE:

Metal Guru
Count Chocula
T. Rex. (but spell it out) Tyrannosaurus Rex
The Great Pumpkin
The Stockholm Monsters

 

[Guillermo Baranqilla]

> Great.

> But you forgot:

> Desert Shore
> Great Horse
> Woodpecker Rock
> 24 Hour Tamale People

> Also:

> Latin Quarter was misspelled

> The following were really good:

> Strange Pills
> Bogey-Man
> Handsome Devil
> Angelic Upstart (stolen by a twat)
> (The) Lion in Love
> Herman('s) Hermit(s)
> Whore(s) in Retirement
> Disco Dancer
> Meths on Breaths
> Louder than Bombs
> Strangeways
> Karma Chameleon
> Whirling Waltzer
> Sycophantic Slag

> MY FAVORITES ARE:

> Metal Guru
> Count Chocula
> T. Rex. (but spell it out) Tyrannosaurus Rex
> The Great Pumpkin
> The Stockholm Monsters

Somebody here has already posted under the name 'Whore In Retirement'. You obviously haven't been here long. That was quite a list, you must be very boring, err, umm, bored.

 

[Jose Felipe Juan Carlos Rodriguez Fuentes Pablo Ri]

Guillermo, It Was Really Nothing

Guillermo Baranqilla:

I've been here plenty long.

So Guillermo (William) it was really nothing!!!

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, William, William it was really nothing
William, William

 

[Skinhead Escapes]

Re: New user names for Newbies

Why should 'Newbies' to this site use Morrissey related names anyway? I don't think that they should 'cause it shows a glaring lack of imagination. Think of your own Username! Creativity anyone?

 

[Interesting Doug]

Re: New user names for Newbies

> Why should 'Newbies' to this site use Morrissey related names anyway? I
> don't think that they should 'cause it shows a glaring lack of
> imagination. Think of your own Username! Creativity anyone?

Good Point.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Re: New user names for Newbies

Using a Morrissey/Smiths/Manchester related name can show creativity.

For example, if you are very well versed with The Smiths / Moz but relatively new to this site, and you can find a name you like, that suits you, that nobody has taken, that can take a bit of creativity....no less than naming yourself after some obscure punk band or song, or book having something to do with the term "suedehead," or headline from a newspaper that a certain felon has flown the coop, etc.

Aesthetics are very important...and substance is nice too!

In addition, having a Mozzer related name, well, it just sounds cool.

 

[Princess Paradox]

You're an idiot. There already are people called Joan of Arc and Handsome Devil.

 

[King Contradiction]

And you are an 18 year old fat c*** from Holland with no eyebrows.

 

[Princess Paradox]

aye, tis true, I do have no eyebrows whatsoever.

 

[Skinhead Escapes]

Handbags at Dawn...

Ah! I see this has developed into the usual intelligent discourse that I've come to expect on Morrissey-Solo...

 

[Princess Paradox]

Re: Handbags at Dawn...

Of course.
I don't have a handbag, can i borrow yours?

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

for Her Majesty

SETE (smiling ear to ear) Your Royal Highness.

> aye, tis true, I do have no eyebrows whatsoever.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: Guillermo, It Was Really Nada.... PML!!!...

 

[Creme Egg Giver Away-er]

Re: Handbags at Dawn...

> Of course.
> I don't have a handbag, can i borrow yours?

Jesus Christ, what a scrounger.

Okay, a handbag is in the post as well.

And a set of eyebrows.

Anything else Madam requires?

 

[Creme Egg Giver Away-er]

Re: Handbags at Dawn...

> Jesus Christ, what a scrounger.

> Okay, a handbag is in the post as well.

> And a set of eyebrows.

> Anything else Madam requires?

And of course, a copy of the Atkins Diet book. You MUST get rid of that flab, ya fat hoor.

 

[Princess Paradox]

Re: Handbags at Dawn...

> And of course, a copy of the Atkins Diet book. You MUST get rid of that
> flab, ya fat hoor.

Oh I know. Need to get some off my whale-sixed waist at least.