One American's View on Britishness

[vampares]

yeah.

 

[vampares]

This is the Mexican Morrissey.

 

[Augustus]

Ay, caramba!! ¿Can you autograph my can of Zyklon B? Before you do though I'm about half a stone overweight. ¿Am I on your deathlist or your guestlist?

 

[SouthpawGlamour]

I like the term 'wet lettuces', ha, ha. These are the same people that worship a terrorist who became a spectacularly poor leader and plunged 'his' country into dire poverty and civil war. Nelson Mandela anyone?

Now I really have shattered a holy cow!

 

[Augustus]

The Mandela thing is difficult. I think he's a very nice guy. I'm not that sure he's a very great statesman. To be feted by Clinton, Blair, Bush, Brown et al is not necessarily a ringing endorsement. In my day we used to try to make sure whoever followed next was worse so the people would yearn for the days of the old ruler and remember our excesses more fondly. That's why pretty much why Tiberius got the gig after me. I sometimes think that Mandela (and I suppose you could include Yeltsin in this as well in his own way) was feted less for his political acumen and outstanding leadership and more for the fact he wasn't the lot that went before.

 

[vampares]

I signed Jeb Bush's right sphenoid wing for you.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I signed Jeb Bush's sphenoid wings for you.

[photo excised, was hurting my eyes]

He looks like he eats babies for breakfast, while chuckling.

 

[vampares]

That's where Cuban babies go.

His wife looks like she just stepped off the Buenos Aires redeye magic carpet.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

His wife looks like she just stepped off the Buenos Aires redeye magic carpet.

Que? Please explain... I'm intrigued.

 

[vampares]

He's actually mumbling (without moving his lips) to hidden the SS earpiece "I'm not shvitzing, I'm not shvitzing"

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

He's actually mumbling (without moving his lips) to hidden the SS earpiece "I'm not shvitzing, I'm not shvitzing"

hahaa... that grin he's got... have you seen that video someone made to Depeche Mode's John the Revelator? He looks more like GW than GW.

 

[vampares]

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This is the Freemason in the state immediately north but I think she's a drug mule. I mean, what were the twins doing in South America?

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Well, we housewives have to have something to cling to...

 

[vampares]

And someone to fold laundry. Do you have enough help around the house?

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

And someone to fold laundry. Do you have enough help around the house?

Well, I do have someone in to do the deep cleaning twice a month, but mostly, it's my job. Why?