Photo stolen guitar

[bernard van isacker]

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THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JMARR.COM
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[NEWS]

--> Johnny Marr's guitar stolen
Photo of the guitar is now online, or check this link:
http://www.jmarr.com/Stolenguitar.htm

Cheers,

The JMARR-Team

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[punchdrunkGB]

where did you leave it last

Im sorry i just could not help it

I did see a fat bastard with a quiff leg it down the road after the gig and swop the said guitar for a kebab and a chip butty with a @#!!!ing mars bar on the top.

Give it back IAN, johnny only has 125 guitars and he was going to off load it to he of the hairy eyebrows noel to record another @#!!!e album.

CAN YOu teach me the riff to "johnny be gooooooood"

mr crash bang wallop!!!

> =======================================
> THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JMARR.COM
> =======================================
> JMARR.COM - THE OFFICIAL JOHNNY MARR WEBSITE
> http://www.jmarr.com =======================================

> [NEWS]

> --> Johnny Marr's guitar stolen
> Photo of the guitar is now online, or check this link:
> http://www.jmarr.com/Stolenguitar.htm Cheers,

> The JMARR-Team

> =======================================
> JMARR.COM - THE OFFICIAL JOHNNY MARR WEBSITE
> http://www.jmarr.com =======================================

 

[Asian nut]

I hope those bastards pay

I hope those Bastards pay for this, Steal Johnny's guitar? I'd like to get my hands on these people

 

[bubba]

Re: I hope those bastards pay

> I hope those Bastards pay for this, Steal Johnny's guitar? I'd
> like to get my hands on these people

and I mine on the guitar!

 

[The Person Underneath]

Guitar For Sale!

I happen to have in my possession a genuine Rolf Harris wobble-board with only one previous, very careful, antipodean, septuagenarian owner. I may be persuaded to part with this fabulous, hallowed musical icon for a substantial wad of moolah.

Oh yeah. I've also very recently come into possession of a second hand Johnny Marr guitar. I am prepared to swap this for one of those daft reindeer-patterned pullovers worn by Norwegian mountain rescue teams. Although I might be haggled down into accepting just the mittens.

Adverbs are simply super!

T.P.U. xxx

 

[punchdrunkGB]

Re: Guitar For Sale!

;-D

> I happen to have in my possession a genuine Rolf Harris
> wobble-board with only one previous, very careful, antipodean,
> septuagenarian owner. I may be persuaded to part with this
> fabulous, hallowed musical icon for a substantial wad of moolah.

> Oh yeah. I've also very recently come into possession of a
> second hand Johnny Marr guitar. I am prepared to swap this for
> one of those daft reindeer-patterned pullovers worn by Norwegian
> mountain rescue teams. Although I might be haggled down into
> accepting just the mittens.

> Adverbs are simply super!

> T.P.U. xxx

 

[punchdrunkGB]

HOW WILL they pay they stole it,stupid!!

 

[Asian nut]

Pay as in get a beating

I don't really care for the guitar, I suppose it has nice action or a good quality tone. I just like to righteously beat people up for good reasons. Because there's no regrets when your doing it

 

[tottenham tod]

Re: Pay as in... (*NInterestingM*)

> I don't really care for the guitar, I suppose it has nice action
> or a good quality tone. I just like to righteously beat people
> up for good reasons. Because there's no regrets when your doing
> it

no regrets? from whose point of view?

tt

 

[wicked wendy]

Re: I hope those bastards PLAY

 

[plastic smile]

it was that @#!!! craig gannon i reckon

 

[Cinderella]

Re: Oh yippeeeeee!

You're back! Only the other day I was talking to myself and saying now where has that nice tpu gone, I haven't seen them around here in a good while...and now here you are!

And, as luck would have it, I happen to be in possession of just such a silly wooly pullover...part with it? Are you insane? I have a postman pat one I would be willing to lend you in exchange for a go on the guitar. And that's my only offer (I will not be pressed upon this).

...now about that wobble board...would you accept the souls of some school children?

Cinerelli xxxx

 

[The Person Underneath]

Whoop-de-Dooooooo!

You're still here! Great ! Actually I wasn't gone all that long it just seems like it in cyber-land time.

Unfortunately in the real world I have this contractual-type agreement with a group of people referred to collectively as "Mr Employer". This entails commitment to taking part in certain aspects of real life. This, as you know, is fraught with all sorts of danger. But yeah I'm back for a while and will no doubt be talking sh1te to anyone silly enough to click onto my posts.

Now to business! No deal on the Postman Pat proposal (I may be an idiot but I'm not stupid!). However should you counter with a Tellytubbies fridge magnet you might get a full ten minutes alone with the guitar. You know I'd NEVER part with the wobble board, I was simply teasing/bragging.

Sometimes real life sucks worse than a toothless kleptomaniac in a boiled-sweet shop.

T.P.U. xxx

 

[Cinderella]

Re: De-do-da-daaa

> You're still here! Great ! Actually I wasn't gone all that long
> it just seems like it in cyber-land time.

Alas my time is mostly measured in cyber-land time...actually I don't mind it at all, I love being a nerd, I'm proud of my nerdship, I'm glad the thought of clock speeds of 1.5GHz makes me squeal with delight...for I am Cinderella queen of the nerds, all lesser nerds bow down before me!

> Unfortunately in the real world I have this contractual-type
> agreement with a group of people referred to collectively as
> "Mr Employer". This entails commitment to taking part
> in certain aspects of real life. This, as you know, is fraught
> with all sorts of danger.

Now that kind of situation is best avoided at all costs. Who knows where it will lead to?!

> But yeah I'm back for a while and will
> no doubt be talking sh1te to anyone silly enough to click onto
> my posts.

Well that is good news. I (and many others besides) consider myself to be a very silly person indeedydoos.

> Now to business! No deal on the Postman Pat proposal (I may be
> an idiot but I'm not stupid!). However should you counter with a
> Tellytubbies fridge magnet you might get a full ten minutes
> alone with the guitar. You know I'd NEVER part with the wobble
> board, I was simply teasing/bragging.

OK, fairs fair, it is all bobbly and old anyway. Still it was worth a try though. Besides I'm not really very interested in guitars, I just wanted to get myself near enough to that there mentioned wobble board to hatch out a cunning plan...

> Sometimes real life sucks worse than a toothless kleptomaniac in
> a boiled-sweet shop.

Yeah, that's true...but the best way to deal is to be near unbearably chipper at all times in all situations, it's great...now anyone else for a root beer?

Cinderella xxxx