oh go on.
Spoilsport.
Who's there?
i eatmip
I refuse to open the door.
This is a long one,my fave joke.
Old bloke sat in his chair at an old folks home suddenly slumps to his left
The care assistant rushes over and sits him up straight.
2 minutes later ,he slumps to the right
Again ,the carer runs over and sits him up
Then 2 minutes later he slumps forward and she sits him up again.
By now,its visiting time.
"Now then Grandad,how are you liking your new home?"
"Oh,its very nice,Ive only one complaint"
"Whats that?"
"They wont let me fart"
Since I like you I'm trying really, really hard to laugh.
No change there then
I'm trying to make one of those silly, a bit horny, I-don't-think-that-joke-is-funny-but-I-want-you-to-shag-me-so-I-giggle-and-touch-my-bra-a-bit laugh.
I feel sick
Hey no killing curses on this forum!
I made this up sitting waiting in the chiropractors office yesterday.
Why was the skeleton man wearing a back brace?
He had skulliosis.