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[Kilt Uncle]

How about you Kilt Uncle?

Okay. I nearly said very well, but that would be over-egging the pudding somewhat.

Could be worse though..

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Oh man, I was watching Aerosmith's Crying on youtube and I realised Josh Holloway is in it. He's hot.

THIS is a discussion forum, NOT an excuse for porn and filth...

 

[Amy]

THIS is a discussion forum, NOT an excuse for porn and filth...

I believe that's called the frink thread...(either of the Moz or Johnny ones)

 

[Kilt Uncle]

I believe that's called the frink thread...(either of the Moz or Johnny ones)

Exactly.. We should have Tiffany frink thread. But i would be the only one to post in it. And Kewpie would just PULL it - the thread..

Since when did you become such a prude?

... I am always the very soul of discretion around these parts...

On a sunday as well...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

THIS is a discussion forum, NOT an excuse for porn and filth...

Oh.

Bye, then....

 

[Amy]

Oh.

Bye, then....

hahaha, evening Kate

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Oh.

Bye, then....

Ah, come back...! Morrissey would be shocked though..

whatever.

You like Tiffany though hun. You'd join me in a thread wouldn't you, friend?...

 

[Amy]

Ah, come back...! Morrissey would be shocked though..



You like Tiffany though hun. You'd join me in a thread wouldn't you, friend?...

Tiffany of "I Think We're Alone Now" fame?

Kate Bush was much better-looking

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Tiffany of "I Think We're Alone Now" fame?

Kate Bush was much better-looking

Kate Bush was immense... I wouldn't even mention the Mall Whore in the same breath.. I should have grown out of it by now, but it's like innuendo, it's hard to shake..

Who is Tiffany?

One of the greatest women artists of the last century. Not really, a kind of dark haired Debbie Gibson...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

hahaha, evening Kate

Hello Amy. I'm quietly tipsy. First time in weeks and I've even calculated-in the calories for it, so pfft!

I have enough cals left for a small banana. Because I live on the edge.

 

[Kilt Uncle]

So, I'm not missing out on anything...

I just looked her up in wikipedia. Meh.

Ha ha! I made you look her up. I could give you the Forum address if your keen....

And meh, is such a brilliant phrase..

 

[Kilt Uncle]

What can I say? I'm so very easily led. And I think I'll pass on that forum address but thanks anyway.
meh is a brilliant phrase, unfortunately the tone of voice is lost on the internet. Smilies are not quite the same thing.

Well, if you ever need it...

Don't worry you expressed yourself perfectly.. Poor Tiff, when will artistic credibility ever come her way?...

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Right now I am tempted to find some of her songs on youtube just to avoid listening to this Spanish radio station. No Moz..

I fear that listening to Tiffany may not help. It was a slight fixation i had about her as a younger man.

Check out Leonard Cohen instead..

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Ah, you had a puppy crush on her! That explains it!
And Leonard Cohen is on my to do list.

I got a few letters and stuff - Court injunctions mainly... "Our client didn't appreciate the gift of the life-size ear-wax model you made. Please resist contacting, blah-de-blah-de-blah"...

Some people....

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Morrissey would be shocked though..

I doubt it. Mucky old sod taught me everything I know.

 

[oye terence]

I was in three places that sold alcohol tonight and i had NOTHING to drink. What is wrong with me

do you have a fever? maybe you should lay down for a bit.

 

[Kilt Uncle]

I doubt it. Mucky old sod taught me everything I know.

Hmm, i reckon you could teach him a thing or two... Though i don't want to insult a stranger, friends are fine.. Not that you're a stranger or anything but....God, being immersed in politeness can ruin your social skills - if i had any...

Oh, the nerve of that woman! What woman wouldn't appreciate a life-size ear-wax model? It must have taken you YEARS! (And FYI; I don't want to know... )

Unbelievable.. Real hairs and everything!!! There's no pleasing some people!

I got it back after the trial though. If you want it, it's yours...

 

[oye terence]

Maybe i should. I just couldn't be bothered getting out of my seat. I'll need to drink next weekend...

laziness is never a decent excuse for not drinking.

 

[Kilt Uncle]

No thank you. Have you no manners? You made that model for another woman. You can't recycle a gift like that.

Well as long as your objections are on the grounds of manners then i accept your rejection of the gift...

What about a lovely hair-net from arm-pit hair? You could fold it to make a rather primitive thong?

Man i disgust myself at times....

Forgive me...!

 

[Kilt Uncle]

hahaha! I'm too tired to come up with a polite excuse so: ew no thanks...

Just don't ever say that i don't ever do anything for you!

It's the thought that counts..