He's not JOY.
A banned user keeps returning with a new name only decreases a chance of being reinstated.
Kewpie, you stupid Chinese bastard, I am/was Jealous of Youth! How in the name of God did you get to be a moderator on this site, because you are completely f***ing incompetent. Not to mention the fact that virtually everyone, including a couple of moderators, hates you.
You can ban me all you want, and send me vaguely threatening messages, but I'm just going to keep returning. I enjoy posting in these forums, and, to be blunt about it, you can't stop me. You keep sending your little “You are banned from forums since 1957” messages, I'll keep re-registering.
Why? Because I shouldn't have been banned in the first place. Banning me for that post where I jokingly suggested someone blow themselves up is complete bullshit. You just didn't like me, so you wanted rid of me. Hardly the actions of a fair, level-headed moderator, are they? No, they aren't, you stupid bitch. Whoever it was that started that thread was complaining about the police searching her at a train station, at a time when the security level was at it's highest. I (sarcastically) said something along the lines of, “yeah, you should go and blow yourself up next time, that'd show those f***ing nosey police bastards”. It was obviously a f***ing joke, you tool! Everyone knew it was. You even knew it was, but you banned me because your “friends” on here convinced you to, because they didn't like me either. I believe one of the main instigators in my banning was Not Right in the Head.. and look where that stalking f***ing headcase is now. Banned. Serves the prick right. Banned for scanning IP addresses... but isn't that what you do to decide whether new members are returning trolls or not?
I didn't do anything to be banned this time. The Pigsty is supposed to be unmoderated, “anything goes”. I was banned because of a post I made in the Pigsty – and in one fell swoop you totally destroyed any pretence that the Pigsty goes unmoderated. You are a stupid, useless joke of a moderator.
And don't give me any shit about being banned because you knew I was Jealous of Youth, because you didn't have a f***ing clue. You'd have banned me within minutes if you'd known. Instead, I was posting regularly for about 3 months. Not as good at “keeping the riff raff out” as you think you are, are you? Again, the answer is no! You actually thought I was Superhans, that's why he is on the suspicious users list. And you probably initially thought I was Blue Jag, that's why he is on that list too. Again, you haven't got a f***ing clue.
To Not Right in the Head, I make no apology. You sent MUCH worse things to me in Pms when I was Jealous of Youth. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, you IP address scanning c***. Maybe if you spent more time with your kids rather than f***ing about on here people wouldn't question your parenting skills.
As for all this bullshit about me distributing pictures of your kids in the chat room, and countless other things that have been attributing to “Jealous of Youth”... it's all bullshit. Believe me or not, I don't care, but it's the truth. I've never been in the chatroom. Ever.
Since being banned I've had 3 or 4 user names... Myra Says Relax, Burning Hell[*] and a couple of others that have since slipped my mind.... and all I have done is post in the forums. Any other mental shit about “Jealous of Youth” doing this-and-that is bollocks. Again, believe it or not, I don't care, but it's the truth.
The only apology I'm going to make it to UncleSkinny. I hate the sight of you, and think you are a patronising bore who takes things too seriously, but posting that picture of you kissing the gay porn DVD was wrong of me. I'm sorry for that, genuinely, but nothing else.
“I'm sorry for you, not sorry for me.”
Blue Jag, Superhans... so long, old friends. I'm sure our paths will cross again. Don't cry for me.
Sir leads the troops,
Jealous of Youth.