What did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

How can that possibly make you smile?

Woops, I posted the wrong link.

This made me smile.

 

[Mmmmmm]

Great reviews on the season-closing show I'm directing. You're never certain, but when you read it in the news it puts a smile on your face for sure.

 

[DAVIE]

Woops, I posted the wrong link.

This made me smile.

You never cease to amaze me with your crazy spirit

 

[Pan Tau]

 

[billy scissors]

a tranny walking through Leeds town centre today.

 

[Jackie London]

a tranny walking through Leeds town centre today.

Are you sure it really was a tranny? Some people just looks like trannies you know although they're not. Just have a look around and you'll see them everywhere.

 

[billy scissors]

Are you sure it really was a tranny? Some people just looks like trannies you know although they're not. Just have a look around and you'll see them everywhere.

Listen sweetheart,I know a tranny when I see one.

 

[Jackie London]

Listen sweetheart,I know a tranny when I see one.

I'm just saying that some women look like trannies...

 

[billy scissors]

I'm just saying that some women look like trannies...

put the mirror down.

 

[Jackie London]

put the mirror down.

My boobs aren't firm enough for me to be a tranny...

 

[billy scissors]

My boobs aren't firm enough for me to be a tranny...

or big enough.

 

[Jackie London]

or big enough.

Well yeah, that's probably true.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Well yeah, that's probably true.

Ah, yes, but how big is your penis? That is the main question.

 

[Jackie London]

Ah, yes, but how big is your penis? That is the main question.

Even though I'm a women I'm pretty sure it's at least bigger than yours!

 

[DAVIE]

reading this conversation has simply made me smile on such a bleak day!

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Even though I'm a women I'm pretty sure it's at least bigger than yours!

1. It's woman.
2. I hope (for your own sake) that your penis is not bigger than mine. You'll have a hard time enticing the boys into your bed with a big cock hanging between your legs. I'll assume you were joking.

 

[DAVIE]

trannies are so confusing....like jaffa cakes...are they biscuit or cake?

 

[Karl Pilkington]

trannies are so confusing....like jaffa cakes...are they biscuit or cake?

Does it matter? You can't put your dick in one without making a hell of a mess. Apparently.

 

[DAVIE]

Does it matter? You can't put your dick in one without making a hell of a mess. Apparently.

I hope this is jaffa cakes we're talking about.....

 

[Karl Pilkington]

I hope this is jaffa cakes we're talking about.....

Uhhhh, yeah..