Man United player Marouane Fellaini out with his twin brother Mansour for a drink in Manchester. None of them are wearing a wig but I honestly thought his brother was.
Dawwwwww. This is like my alma mater town where I learned THE MOST both real and cryptic. I think of it as home, I know a lot of faces and all the buildings in this video.
Somebody posted a pic of my middle school on facebook. Danny Pyle kissed me on the mouth on the sidewalk where there's no red paint for the first and last time. No real tongue, though it was wet. It wasn't until high school I got tongue.
So tonight I walked Barney to 31 Flavors for a scoop of Mint Chip. We arrived at the door at 9:55 and the girls are mopping and turning out the lights and saying "their policy" is to close at 9:50 and actually they are staying open later than usual. The door says they close at 10. So I make a scene and say I'm going to call corporate after calling their manager then calling his manager. She says "FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT." and I say a scoop of mint chip in a cake cone. I'm watching her closely to make sure she doesn't spit in it, she doesn't. She starts to hand it to me when I realize I LEFT MY $5 BILL IN THE OTHER JACKET BECAUSE IT WASN'T WARM ENOUGH, so I have zero money. I tell her I'm sorry and leave.
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