The best chronicle in ages and another swede has had enough. Finally someone calling Steve Jobs by his right name, the fool.
ALEX SCHULMAN
How can we find ourselves in this total madness?
IPHONE Published Nov 2, 2019 at 5:35 pm
I note that no Iphone breaks in the same way, some look like stone shot on cars, others resemble gun bullets that have gone through window panes, writes Alex Schulman.Photo: BØE, TORSTEIN / NTB SCANPIX
There is a small hole in the wall, down in the subway.
This is a chronicle. Analysis and positions are the writer's.
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The store is eight square large and packed with sad people who are waiting and waiting to be served. At the checkout a man who despises his customers for choosing his shabby shop. I last stand in the queue. We say nothing, we just stand there with our cracked Iphones in hand, carrying them as if it were the last drop of water. I note that no Iphone bursts in the same way, some look like stone shot at cars, others resemble gun bullets that have gone through window panes, some others have collapsed completely, as when throwing a brick through a shop window. Maybe that's how he thought, the fool Jobs, when he came up with the idea of making a phone that on both sides should be covered by the craziest material on earth, that when they pie everyone, for they will, they will pie in different ways.
I have my daughter's Iphone in my hand, it looks like a joke, a shattered chaos, like a big ice crystal. It happened a month ago, and she had to walk around with it for a while, but when she started to bleed on the fingers of the glass shattering that came off I obviously had to do something. She walked around with big cuts of meat in the end, the girl. And it is only now, in this sex, in the midst of my own stupidity, that I feel anger for the first time.
What the hell do you mean? How can we find ourselves in this total madness? How can we agree to buy a phone for 5,000, 6,000, 10,000 SEK that breaks down as soon as you happen to fumble with it?
This is not just my madness, or the sad people in front of me in the queue, it is a whole western country. I see broken phones at bar counters, at conference tables, at the chair neighbor on the train, in homes and schools, across the country, we are a Swedish people who paid an incredible amount of money to walk around with broken glass. It has become so overrepresented that you shark when you see a whole iPhone, then you bump your friend in the side a little discreetly and nod away at the table neighbor: “Look at that. A whole."
When it's my turn, I find out that a new glass costs SEK 1,500. I don't know how it can be so expensive. I don't get it. It is a scam that someone should have looked at a long time ago. The shops should be closed, the owners imprisoned. But nothing happens, iphone store stores pop up in every corner and the queues are formed and everywhere it shines with broken glass. The guy in the store doesn't just want money for the glass. He also wants to sell me protection for the phone. The idea is to buy a shell to protect the phone's underside and its edges. And then you should buy a plastic film that will protect the front of the phone. This, too, we seem to find ourselves in. I hardly remember what an Iphone looks like, because now everyone has bought shells.
Sorry, but why is this accepted? If you buy a car, you wouldn't agree to be forced to buy a shell for the car? You wouldn't put a plastic film over the windshield, would you? You think the car should work in the condition you bought it? If you buy a sofa, would you agree to put a case over it in the living room? But with the iPhone, it's different. Somehow, a whole generation of people have agreed to pay huge sums for a product that, from the start, has a lot of flaws, and whose obvious flaws it has become our job to parry.
It is such an idiot of Satan, and there is only one thing that surpasses it, it is the even greater idiocy that I, we, find ourselves in it.