Wichita Lineman
Leave Me Alone
He'd do a better job than Kewpie. Or you.
At least Kewpie is consistent. Terrible all the time.
The Juke goes from being alright, to being ok, to being odd, to being confrontational, to deluded (leading a rebellion against HRH Kewpie?!!!), to sexy, to likeable. Two things we can always be assured of: he will always continue to bald, and he will never be a mod.
Only joking, juke, only joking.
And I don't want to be a mod. That would be really quite shameful. In my opinion.