Worst Morrissey Review Ever??

[ellay mort]

http://drownedinsound.com/releases/14824/reviews/4138308

wow. sorry but- what an idiot.

he tried so hard, too. don't think he understands the concept of a music review very well- it's not meant to be a critical essay. i think thinks morrissey penned 'drive-in saturday.' and 'hard to walk tall' being about latinos??

more puzzling, after everything he says, he gives it a 7/10.

 

[ray_afraid]

hmmm..
I thought it was an alright review and mostly positive. Maybe you meant to link to a different article?

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

That's as poor written an article as you're ever likely to see.

Why does he go on about Bengali In Platforms when it's got nothing to do with anything on Swords? Why does he quote Reader Meet Author when it's not on Swords either & why does he not even bother to get the quote right?

Then he starts talking about Friday Mourning and quotes Children In Pieces instead without any warning?

Worst of all though, if you'd never heard any of the songs on Swords, you'd still have no idea what any of them are like.

 

[Dave2006]

I really like one of the comments at the bottom:

Is he in some kind of long running shit artwork competition?

He might be winning.​

Dave

 

[Puppet on a string]

A very pretentious one yes, but not the worst.

Try read some of the Southpaw or Maladjusted reviews. Gems!