Yes you got it folks, the clue was in the title..

[A well educated gent who sometimes forgets where h]

Can't remember where I've stashed in tonight.
Looked in the laundry basket..
looked in the washing machine and tumble dryer..
Even looked in the garbage...any clues where it might be?
I really can't remember...they do say the first cells to go are the short term memory.....anyway.....really ...really can't remember..
Please help...this life is killing me....