Attention citizens of Morrissey solo

[THE BB Police]

Hello there, citizens

The following is the Bulletin Board Police Blotter for the week ended Friday, September 10, 2005. During the previous week, the citizens listed below were BUSTED!!! and brought to justice for infractions ranging from general jackassedness to indecent lameness.

Moby/Ian
Belligerent Ghoul
Girl Unafriad

With the help of trustworthy citizens such as yourselves, these violators were arrested and flogged. As always, if you notice any inappropriate tomfoolery on your board, continue to notify me directly.

Also, we are still looking for good men and women to be deputized into the ranks of Bulletin Board Police. If you are interested, please contact your local precinct.

Have a nice weekend, and remember our motto: "flog them, crush them, and sodomize them with a homeless Chihuahua"

 

[chat may kill you]

"nonce o ever" i take it?

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud]

> Hello there, citizens

> The following is the Bulletin Board Police Blotter for the week ended
> Friday, September 10, 2005. During the previous week, the citizens listed
> below were BUSTED!!! and brought to justice for infractions ranging from
> general jackassedness to indecent lameness.

> Moby/Ian
> Belligerent Ghoul
> Girl Unafriad

> With the help of trustworthy citizens such as yourselves, these violators
> were arrested and flogged. As always, if you notice any inappropriate
> tomfoolery on your board, continue to notify me directly.

> Also, we are still looking for good men and women to be deputized into the
> ranks of Bulletin Board Police. If you are interested, please contact your
> local precinct.

> Have a nice weekend, and remember our motto: "flog them, crush them,
> and sodomize them with a homeless Chihuahua"

Question: How did you get handcuffs to fit over GU's extremely Large Wrists??

 

[Let's Go Devils]

> Question: How did you get handcuffs to fit over GU's extremely Large
> Wrists??
I think they have ones now that are like railroad ties that fit over larger size wrists.
I was wondering since it's from an AOL proxy how long will it take before seriously flawed accuses Loafing Oaf of being the board police.
Maybe we can incorporate how many times Loafing gets accused of stuff into our beer pong games. Like a credit or something then I would at least have a fighting chance of not getting smashed that evening.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation..and proud f]

> I think they have ones now that are like railroad ties that fit over
> larger size wrists.
> I was wondering since it's from an AOL proxy how long will it take before
> seriously flawed accuses Loafing Oaf of being the board police.
> Maybe we can incorporate how many times Loafing gets accused of stuff into
> our beer pong games. Like a credit or something then I would at least have
> a fighting chance of not getting smashed that evening.

hahahahahaha Indeed. Those have got to be some pretty big railroad ties? I know when she works @ Seaworld, they keep her penned up.

 

[LoafingOaf]

> I was wondering since it's from an AOL proxy how long will it take before
> seriously flawed accuses Loafing Oaf of being the board police.

LOL I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that message.

> Maybe we can incorporate how many times Loafing gets accused of stuff into
> our beer pong games. Like a credit or something then I would at least have
> a fighting chance of not getting smashed that evening.

Noo, we want Devils to get smashed!

 

[Let's Go Devils]

> LOL I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that message.
It's not like 20 million people have AOL including myself and like 10 other people on this board.

> Noo, we want Devils to get smashed!
are you sure? it's not a pretty sight!! There are a couple of interesting tales out there of my not so stellar moments.