Coach-hell-ah!

[Mark E. Smith]

If its the only chance you get to see Morrissey then go for it, but I for one would not envy you grappling in the mud with those horrible combats-wearing, "hey I've got long hair so I'm cool and rebellious" crude people.

Try and make it to a nice clean venue with plenty beer and ashtrays and no mud.

You know it makes sense.

 

[shelley]

I just went to the Coachella website and under "Venue Rules" I found something funny:

You CAN Bring:
Sunscreen
Chapstick
Sun Glasses
Beach Towels
Hats
A Smith

I wonder if that last item is a hidden clue. Or a secret plea to Morrissey by the web designer. Or a typo. Although T and H are not that close to L and E on the keyboard.
Well, if we could bring a Smith, I'd bring Johnny!!

 

[I be smart!]

> Try and make it to a nice clean venue with plenty beer and
> ashtrays and no mud.

That's what I intend to do! But I still have tickets to the festival. *sigh*

P.S. We can bring a Smith? I'll bring Andy. I found him passed out on the front step after being konked in the head by a frisbee tossed by my idiot neighbors. He was all pasty and shrivelled up from lying in the automatic sprinklers and looks like he needs some sun.

 

[Jeff]

> That's what I intend to do! But I still have tickets to the
> festival. *sigh*

> P.S. We can bring a Smith? I'll bring Andy. I found him passed
> out on the front step after being konked in the head by a
> frisbee tossed by my idiot neighbors. He was all pasty and
> shrivelled up from lying in the automatic sprinklers and looks
> like he needs some sun.

Uh, it doesn't say you can bring A Smith. It says you can bring A Smile.

 

[Bertrand]

> Uh, it doesn't say you can bring A Smith. It says you can bring
> A Smile.

I have the Coachella site open in another window as I type this; there's no way that says "A Smile"... How can you confuse an "h" for an "e"?

That said, it's just the people at Goldenvoice having some fun. I'd like to think it means they realize Moz is the best thing about this festival

 

[Unruly Girl]

It Used to say smile.. thats what it says on the flier i have for coachella. I Guess Someone who did this website is also hoping for a reunion huh? SO everyone dont forget your Beach towels and most importantly your smiths.

 

[I be smart!]

He does not smile for anyone

> Uh, it doesn't say you can bring A Smith. It says you can bring
> A Smile.

Hey, I thought this was family oriented......