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Johnny
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KENNY THE ROOSTER
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks
> > badly. So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they
> > have a rooster that they would sell.
> >
> > The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named
> > Kenny. He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble
> > is, Kenny the rooster costs £3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer
> > decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
> >
> > The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but
> > first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself
> > now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me
> > a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So,
> > take your time and Have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
> >
> > Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
> > house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in
the
> > hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
> >
> > After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
> > enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock
> > of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
> >
> > By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and
> > pheasants.
> >
> > The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
> > won't even last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes
> > up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the
> > yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight
> > up in the air with Buzzards circling overhead.
> >
> > The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive
> > animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace
> > yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done
> > to yourself."
> >
> > Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in
> > the sky above and says,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Shut it, you're scarrin the fanny away."
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks
> > badly. So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they
> > have a rooster that they would sell.
> >
> > The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named
> > Kenny. He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble
> > is, Kenny the rooster costs £3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer
> > decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
> >
> > The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but
> > first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself
> > now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me
> > a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So,
> > take your time and Have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
> >
> > Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
> > house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in
the
> > hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
> >
> > After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
> > enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock
> > of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it.
> >
> > By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and
> > pheasants.
> >
> > The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
> > won't even last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes
> > up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the
> > yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight
> > up in the air with Buzzards circling overhead.
> >
> > The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive
> > animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace
> > yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done
> > to yourself."
> >
> > Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in
> > the sky above and says,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Shut it, you're scarrin the fanny away."
