Tales from the anthrax island

[The Magic Fairy]

Hello. LMC and I are back from holiday. We smuggled our new adopted child, Charlie Chip, through Customs. Thankfully they'd all gone home for the night. Unfortunately, the bag of heroin he'd swallowed before flying burst inside his stomach, so we have to arrange a funeral this week.

TMF x

 

[Little Miss Curious]

> Hello. LMC and I are back from holiday. We smuggled our new
> adopted child, Charlie Chip, through Customs. Thankfully they'd
> all gone home for the night. Unfortunately, the bag of heroin
> he'd swallowed before flying burst inside his stomach, so we
> have to arrange a funeral this week.

> TMF x

His decaying body is on my dressing table as I write... I'm wearing black as I'm in mourning. Well, I'm wearing a black jumper and grey trousers. Does that count?

Shall we cremate? We can just put him in the oven, if you like.

LMC xx

 

[PunchdrunkGB]

Maybe you should eat him in a curry perhaps??

I had a wonderfull curry on the stratford rd in Shirley last night and i am sure i ordered a Chicken Balti instead of the Hamster Balti i recieved but i was so drunk i ate a tablecloth as a starter befORE the hamster's arrived on the TABLE!!!

> His decaying body is on my dressing table as I write... I'm
> wearing black as I'm in mourning. Well, I'm wearing a black
> jumper and grey trousers. Does that count?

> Shall we cremate? We can just put him in the oven, if you like.

> LMC xx