I'm sure Morrissey, the band, the traveling road crew, security, wardrobe, traveling secretary, and whomever is part of the Morrissey entourage are upset because they won't be able to live out their sick perverted fantasies with Mexican whores. Mexico is the most sexually perverted and corrupt country in the world.
It is common knowledge that the top whore/groupie countries in the world are:
1. Brazil
2. Mexico
3. Spain
Some bands just tour these countries based on the amount of sex they can have or whatever sexual perverted fantasies they can fulfill.
You need to stop. Your Spanish hookers comment from a few months back was actually making the rounds in the queue on the UK tour, damaging the reputation of married (and unmarried) band members. Enough.
Morrissey's band members must have lost a considerable amount of sleep over their reputations being tarnished amognst members of the touring audience queue.
Morrissey's band members must have lost a considerable amount of sleep over their reputations being tarnished amognst members of the touring audience queue.
I only know that Boz is married and I don't see any groupie knocking on Boz's hotel room door after the gig and a Mexican hooker would probably ask for another peso to do him anyway because of his resemblance to the StayPuff Marsh Mellow Man. (sorry Boz)
I know for a FACT that this is Morrissey's grandfather and played for a Brit Kickball team called Westburnleyunitedforrestcity and he has the point scoring record for having a ball hit him in the head and then go in between two sticks. This what "you're the one for me fatty" was written about. It was about a fat Kickball player in short shorts and a tight spandex shirt with his man boobs bouncing around trying to kick a ball between two sticks.
Don't ever mention my name in a f***ing Commonwealth.
Mexico is a corrupt and crude mirage.