10 Reasons In Favour Of Moz's Heterosexuality.

[Sum Of All Fears]

Proof that Morrissey's straight.

1) He has never admitted homosexuality.
2) He has never been caught in a compromsing position with a man.
3) He has admitted to having sex with women in the past.
4) He hates Madonna.
5) He says he doesn't understand the term "homoerotic".
6) Nothing happened with Jake Walters or he would have sold his "story".
7) Burns said he had only 3 homo "experiences", before/after he met Morrissey.
Morrissey always looks confused when asked about his sexuality.
9) In "I'm Not Sorry" he mentions "The woman of my dreams never came along".
10)Morrissey emailed me saying that if I said he was gay one more time he'd sue me for slander, (although I think he meant libel).

 

[darkest staR]

hahaha, yea- yeah.....

 

[sdavenport666]

morrissey is gayer than elton john's fanny pack

 

[Hung Up]

Re: morrissey is gayer than elton john's fanny pack

Elton John doesn't have a fanny pack.

 

[darkest staR]

What's a fanny pack is it the same as a bum bag?

 

[on-off]

What about the fact that our Moz is known as a Bean Queen on the LA gay club circuit, which is a slang term for a gay bloke who likes Mexican men....

 

[Hung Up]

Fanny pack IS bum bag and Elton does own one!!!!

 

[darkest staR]

I want a bum bag ON have you got one handy

 

[Sum Of All Fears]

Morrissey Bean Queen???.

If that's true why doesn't some poor, broke Mexican gay man sell his story??? Also unless you're suggesting Moz has only one-night stands why has no relationship developed. The closest he has got is with his personal assistant J.W in 1992-4, and he was a former boxer who aren't known for being homosexual and he was not at all Mexican. I also heard M took H with his Mexican boyfriend but you can't believe everything you hear can you?

"I really like Mexican people. They have good hair, and good skin and usually good teeth, (hee hee apart from his boyfriend's). Great combination!!!" MORRISSEY '03.

 

[Sum Of All Fears]

No But I've Got A Smelly Old Pair Of Socks You Can Have, (For A Small Fee.)

 

[darkest staR]

Smelly socks are one of my minor fetishes...

A small fee, how dare ya

 

[Waving Not Drowning]

I'm Gay And It Takes One To Know One.

I know friends of Morrissey's and they have as good as said he's gay.

 

[little men]

My Friend Dated Morrissey In 2000.

I had a friend who dated Morrissey back in 2000. He's definately gay although my friend wasn't Mexican.

 

[Houndini]

Bum Sex Is A Pain In The Arse.

 

[grievous angel]

don't forget the hairbrush in the hotel room rumour

 

[tbevie]

> don't forget the hairbrush in the hotel room rumour

What rumour is this?

 

[please]

'The woman of my dreams, there never was one'?

 

[Portuguese Bird]

You Mentioned The Hotel And The Hairbrush Before Dear!.

So what happened?

 

[Portuguese Bird]

The Woman Of My Dreams Never Came Along, (Morrissey Was Waiting For Her You See!)

You would hardly wait for the "woman of your dreams" if you were gay would you?

 

[Portuguese Bird]

At Move He Changed It To "The Woman Of My Dreams There Were 51!" This Suggests He's Straight!

Ha ha! I know everything!