Jukebox Jury
Retired
I've shagged your daughter
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Not laughing now are we
Best wishes
Gary Glitter
.Not laughing now are we
Best wishes
Gary Glitter
Dear Jonathan Ross.....
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Walter Ego
Not Banned
I've shagged your daughter
Not laughing now are we
Best wishes
Gary Glitter
That is outrageous.
I demand that you stop working for 3 months, losing a couple of million quid wages in the process.
Best wishes,
A Daily Mail Reader.
Props to Worm:
cornelius blaze
Boychild mustn't tremble!
I've shagged your daughter
Not laughing now are we
Best wishes
Gary Glitter
I wonder if Jane Ross likes it up the gary glitter....and I bet the comedy Gigolo Russell Brand has teabagged her with his ball bags
Has anyone got Brand or J. Wossers grandpa's number?
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Kilt Uncle
Active Member
Re: hmmm
And not funny. Add to the mix that stupid wee beard and his tiny hand..
Not that i am handist BTW...
And not funny. Add to the mix that stupid wee beard and his tiny hand..
Not that i am handist BTW...
Kilt Uncle
Active Member
Re: hmmm
People with beards are always trying to hide something..
Just Beadle's Beard on this occasion..
are you beardist thou
People with beards are always trying to hide something..
Just Beadle's Beard on this occasion..
jesuisbryony
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Re: hmmm
JB was funnier than Michael Barrymore at least.
And not funny. Add to the mix that stupid wee beard and his tiny hand..
Not that i am handist BTW...
JB was funnier than Michael Barrymore at least.
Kilt Uncle
Active Member
She has a beard, but the sunlight has to be just right for you to see it..
JB was funnier than Michael Barrymore at least.
Anyone or anything is funnier than Barrymore...
jesuisbryony
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She has a beard, but the sunlight has to be just right for you to see it..
I should have explained it better, she wouldn't have men with beards in her cabinet because aparently the chin is the eye of the soul ... what a nutter.
Kilt Uncle
Active Member
I should have explained it better, she wouldn't have men with beards in her cabinet because aparently the chin is the eye of the soul ... what a nutter.
Oh right. I was wondering about your angle, and I didn't want to be rude and not reply..
New Labour did the same - Robin Cook and Alastair Darling had to rid themselves of the face-fungus.
What is this discrimination between beards and a lack of power? I think we should be told..
Hellie
Lost
Re: hmmm
Corny is only hiding his nice face.
I worked in a restaurant where this old Etonian called Mr Brackley came in.He was a raving old queen with Marc Almond look alike boyfriends that wore spiky dog collars.....anyways he had a handlebar moustache and goatee type beard that had dried sperm in it.I knew this because he told me one night as I was rather embarrasingly serving him a very old and expensive Chateaux Margot.
Not quite sure why I'm telling you this but it sticks out in my memory when beards are mentioned.
People with beards are always trying to hide something..
Just Beadle's Beard on this occasion..
Corny is only hiding his nice face.
I worked in a restaurant where this old Etonian called Mr Brackley came in.He was a raving old queen with Marc Almond look alike boyfriends that wore spiky dog collars.....anyways he had a handlebar moustache and goatee type beard that had dried sperm in it.I knew this because he told me one night as I was rather embarrasingly serving him a very old and expensive Chateaux Margot.
Not quite sure why I'm telling you this but it sticks out in my memory when beards are mentioned.
Re: hmmm
Corny is only hiding his nice face.
I worked in a restaurant where this old Etonian called Mr Brackley came in.He was a raving old queen with Marc Almond look alike boyfriends that wore spiky dog collars.....anyways he had a handlebar moustache and goatee type beard that had dried sperm in it.I knew this because he told me one night as I was rather embarrasingly serving him a very old and expensive Chateaux Margot.
Not quite sure why I'm telling you this but it sticks out in my memory when beards are mentioned.
Jane Birkin
Member
I wonder if Jane Ross likes it up the gary glitter....and I bet the comedy Gigolo Russell Brand has teabagged her with his ball bags
Her name is Jane Goldman, and what if she likes it up the bum?
so f***ing stupid.
theneverplayedsymphony
The World's Forgotten Boy
Anyone or anything is funnier than Barrymore...
That may be true... but no one's better at raping and killing people he's coked up in his pool.
Jane Birkin
Member
I've said it before and I'll say it again, and I couldn't give two f***s if people don't agree with me. JR is one of the nicest, funniest most respected people on British TV, his show has been unmissable for at least 10 years and without it BBC1 will never be same again on Friday night.
Hate all you like, I still love him, always have, always will.
Hate all you like, I still love him, always have, always will.
theneverplayedsymphony
The World's Forgotten Boy
Yes, they can't get rid of Ross! 10,000 complaints is not that many at all considering Britain's population! Ross must bring in half the BBC's viewers at least on television alone.
