Okay, I'm on my 20th listen or so (had it on repeat for the last two days) and I like it more than I initially did, but I'm still dismayed by the fact that there isn't a standout track on the album. No "Life Is A Pigsty" or "Trouble Loves Me". Not even an "I'm Not Sorry". It's definitely not one of his best albums - it's somewhere flopping about the middle, far superior to the likes of Southpaw and Kill Uncle, but not anywhere near the lofty heights of Vauxhall or Viva Hate. Here are my thoughts on the songs, for what they aren't worth:
1) Something Is Squeezing My Skull
I never was terribly impressed by the live version of this song, but this studio version is very good. I can totally relate to the lyrics too as someone who's been on some combination of anti-depressants since 1994. "It's a miracle I even made it this far" - so true. I actually said, "Don't give me any more new drugs" after they tried lithium on me and it made me violently ill, so yeah, I think this is probably my theme song.
2) Mama Lay Softly On The Riverbed
Another song that did not impress me live, but I really love this studio version. Especially the chorus of "Life is nothing much to lose/It's just so lonely here without you." The lyrics in the verse annoy me though - complaining about the legal system has become the most tedious cliché in the modern Morrissey canon. I always find Morrissey much more fascinating when he sings about his past rather than his present.
3) Black Cloud
Musically and lyrically tedious, with a dull melody to boot. This is the "On The Streets I Ran" of the album.
4) I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris
Hello, Gorgeous. Musically, the best song on the album, and one of Morrissey's loveliest melodies, but it still feels half-written. If Morrissey would only have added a third verse and a proper ending, it might have been a masterpiece, but as it is, it is a bit frustrating. A lost opportunity.
5) All You Need Is Me
What sort of lousy intro is that, anyway? It's like the band was sitting around trying to figure out how to begin and the bassist just started twiddling his thumb out of boredom and the rest of the band said, "Oh, okay, we're starting then?" and joined in. This song has never interested me. The lack of melody on the verses is astounding and musically this is among the least interesting songs on the album. I do like the "You don't like me but you love me/Either way you're wrong/You're gonna miss me when I"m gone" lines but they come too little, too late to save this plodding dud.
6) When Last I Spoke To Carol
An excellent song - the best of the "new" ones. The title reminds me of Joni Mitchell and I love the lyrics. "I have hung on, I have edged/Along this narrow ledge" - great stuff. I like the theory it's about Kristeen Young - thinking of Morrissey singing, "I can't pretend I feel love for you" to her pasty face makes me smile. Excellent drumming too - I do agree that this album is Matt Walker's tour de force. I don't care for the horns though, but I can deal.
7) That's How People Grow Up
Horrible. One of the worst songs Morrissey has ever written. No discernible melody and awful, plodding music. This is the "I Just Want To See The Boy Happy" of this album.
8) One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell
I love this song but the intro is ill-conceived and removing the horn intro dulls it further. Another gorgeous melody from Mozzer, but, again, it sounds unfinished. Some of the lyrics don't work for me either - especially, "I have been thinking/What with? My final brain cell". Poor. He could have tried a bit harder to come up with a rhyme there. And the slowdown ending is grating. Another lost opportunity. A better producer would have worked wonders with this song and with Paris, but alas...
9) It's Not Your Birthday Anymore
It's okay, but certainly not worthy of the raves some people have given it. I couldn't even pay attention to the lyrics - I kept losing my train of thought afer the first line and the next thing I know it's the end of the song and I haven't noticed what the song is about. I finally had to look at the lyric sheet to force myself to pay attention to them. And, although I can appreciate the sentiments, I'm not particularly fond of them - especially the love-giving on the floor part. Shudder.
10) You Were Good In Your Time
Snooooooze.................... Sorry, I fell asleep there. Was there anything interesting going on? Let me check the lyric sheet.... Hmmmm, those are actually really interesting lyrics. Too bad the song is such a snoozer. And what's up with that ending? Yes, I get it, the person died. And death is really, really boring. But the song is boring enough without a long fade out of nothing.
11) Sorry Doesn't Help
I like the line "Sorry will not bring my teen years back to me" because, you know, I can relate to that... but that's about it. Another boring song, musically and lyrically.
12) I'm OK By Myself
Another humdrummer with Moz-cliché lyrics. Boring musically as well. A tedious way to end the album.
So, what is it that people hear that make them think this is such a great album, anyway?