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[Jackie London]

"Long see,no time!" - Mohinder,a taxi driver I use now and then

Is he sikh?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward.

-Soren Kierkegaard

 

[billy scissors]

Is he sikh?

Yep.Mohinder Singh

 

[Flax]

This quote is genius:

"Flax, you lack a very basic understanding of what God actually means. I wish you good luck as you continue to walk in the darkness." - Silke

 

[Jackie London]

Yep.Mohinder Singh

Not Mohinder Singh Khalsa then? Does he wear a turban?

 

[Jackie London]

Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward.

-Soren Kierkegaard

Yaay, Kierkegaard!

 

[billy scissors]

Not Mohinder Singh Khalsa then? Does he wear a turban?

Yes he does,but I dont ask for his life story

 

[Jackie London]

Yes he does,but I dont ask for his life story

Cool!

 

[billy scissors]

Cool!

I hate that word.And you're too old to be saying it!

 

[Jackie London]

I hate that word.And you're too old to be saying it!

Am I? Oops...

 

[Hellie]

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

I'm such a romantic

 

[CrystalGeezer]

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

I'm such a romantic

Love.

 

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

"I don’t get high with LSD. I see people hallucinating all around me, but I don’t get high. I don’t mean to say that I got there first, but I just know that vision. You know, I find it very familiar. It’s one that I’m in most of the time. Taking LSD for me was not the most significant spiritual experience. I don’t want to put it down — it has done beautiful things for a lot of people. But for me it was just revisiting somewhere that I am anyway. I don’t think there’s any danger in LSD. I would take LSD as long as it wasn’t under medical supervision. I just don’t think there are any doctors around who could provide you with a guide. They aren’t spiritually advanced enough. It would be like…like giving somebody a diamond and then giving him a guard to prevent him from picking his teeth with it. Pot doesn’t do anything for me. Want some?" Leonard Cohen

 

[Mozza220559]

I like your sleeves, they're really big. Lucky!

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!"

 

[Mr Smith]

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!"

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

In your face, take that, you quote fiend!

 

[Flax]

"If God is omnipresent, is he inside your ass?" - Flax

 

[JoanOfArc]

"Being considered an idiot by an imbecile is a pleasure worthy of a fine gourmet"
Georges Courteline

 

[girlxafraid]

"Nothing ages like happiness" - Wilde

While it sounds utterly depressing, it's quite true, if you think about it!

 

[Virgil Tracy]

Burt Lancaster as Prince Don Fabrizio Salina in The Leopard:

Yes, love, of course! Fire and flames for a year, ashes for thirty. I too know what love is.

 

[malvachat]

"Better to be a has-been than a never-been."
Tiny Tim

I had to look this up.
I don't remember where I heard it first.
It can be applied in many situations.