Great quotes - post 'em here

[Raphael Lambach]

My signature:
(I still didn't understand what she meant)

 

[Iain Dowie]

"Watch them Turkish waiters mind, you can't trust them." - My mate Brendan before I was due to go on holiday to Turkey. Nothing could be further from the truth, a great bunch of lads.

"Check your pens are working" - Keith Morrell, local quiz and bingo master. An invaluable piece of advice just before the bingo is due to start. Nothing worse than playing for a line, and then your pen runs out.

"The last time I saw an arse like that, it was pulling a cart." - My dad's quip every time he sees a big fat knacker.

 

[billy scissors]

"If at first you don't succeed,failure may be your style"

 

[JoanOfArc]

"You may let the remainder say what they please, for every one is at liberty to be a fool "

Schopenhauer

 

[Happy Maudlin]

Nancy Milford- "An aristocracy is much like a chicken with it's head cut off. It runs about in a very lively way, but it is indeed, dead."

Margaret Thatcher- "I am extraordinairly patient, provided I get my own in the end."

 

[KenzieW]

"If at first you don't succeed,failure may be your style"

I like this one. Who said it?

 

[joe frady]

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" ~ Dame Kate of Moss.

 

[Branwell]

I like this one. Who said it?

Quentin Crisp. (somebody once called Moz "the Quentin Crisp of the 80ies.")

"I shall be so brief I have already finished." Dalí

 

[billy scissors]

I like this one. Who said it?

Quentin Crisp
He also said something like "Never keep up with the Jones's,drag them down to your level"

 

[DAVIE]

"My Dick Is Sore"
Davie

What a classic!

 

[KenzieW]

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

 

[belgie]

'I never found the girl, I never got rich. Follow me.'
Leonard Cohen

 

[billy scissors]

"Dont forget to flipe your socks"- my Scottish grandma

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out."
-Anton Chekhov

 

[JoanOfArc]

"Don't trust them. Don't fear them. Don't ask anything of them."

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

 

[joe frady]

"Take it easy, but take it." ~ Studs Terkel.

 

[Branwell]

"There are no such things as flowers, there are only gladdened leaves."
John Ruskin

 

[Emil]

In my own, perhaps bad, translation:

"I can never be a happy man, because a happy man should never have to fear that his life is a meaningless wandering towards the certain death." - Stig Dagerman

 

[joe frady]

"When asked, 'Should I tell my mother I'm gay?' I answer, 'Never tell your mother anything' ~ Quentin the Crisp.

 

[Buzzetta]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!