Hysterical!
Oh, which part of your reply? All of it.
Print off your groggy belch of a response is one thing, but the thought of me sharing it with a friend, family member, or therapist! Stop!! You're too much. On the other hand, I could share it with the guy down the street who insists he's the reincarnation of Benny Hill, and has the same dream each night where 1000 amazon woman are hurling dill pickles at him, but even he would recognize it as a futile attempt at wit by a cantankerous, stiff bore.
But what big words you use! So many long, well thought sentences too. How long it must have taken you to write. I am humbled. Not just by your zeal and fortitude to respond so eloquently, but how you recognized that my attempts to monopolize and control debate and discussion have finally come to fruition. At last, someone noticed!
I do hope that your arm heals back to its full range of motion. I am sure with determination, lots of hard work with your physical therapist, and the correct combination of prescription narcotics, that extremity you broke patting yourself on the back will be as good as new in no time. We here at Solo are amazed that you are able to type so well using just one hand. Anyway, good luck with the recovery.
I love how you very literally commit to nothing, (aside from being a charter member of the 'cranky old bastard leisure group') including finding a way to not even call yourself a fan. As if calling yourself a fan, be it to Morrissey or NHL legend Jaromir Jagr, is something to be ashamed of. "A member of the Audience"? What is that like a 200 year old secret society? Are you a Skull? Perhaps at the next concert you attend, they will have a special crushed velvet roped-off area for you and the other 'Members" to sit and not enjoy the show, and maybe get to send back a bowl of soup because your spoon is dirty. Oh that's right, you wont even be there because Morrissey is finished. Bummer! I however, am a fan and damn proud to say it and so are a lot of other people. We have the balls to admit it, and don't have to make up some ridiculous sub-category to make ourselves feel better. And I am sorry to say, (again) but you are pissed off, angry, and disenfranchised. I would also add scared, bored, and damaged. I hope they never ban you from this site. Myself, and a large number of others look forward to getting a well deserved belly laugh at you and your rants. Its terribly amusing, and we hope you never stop. We also know how much you enjoy thinking that you are actually winding us up so it really is win-win. You, and a few others like you are a constant source of entertainment and bemusement in equal parts. Spending so many hours dedicating yourself to someone you have such contempt for. Fascinating!
So here we are. 1000's of characters used, and some may say wasted. But what the hell eh? A bit of 'friendly' banter amongst two geezers that are convinced they can out do each other or is that just me? Keep on doing what you do friend, and i'll do the same. I will continue to hit my words of 'unswerving dedication', ( I actually got that term from a hotels mission statement by the way) via two handed backhand, and you can top spin lob your words of hate and discontent back into my side of the court.
Peace be with you......
