if you could touch one part of morrissey's body what would it be

His monkey.
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Yes, his "Arse an' all'.

"I hereby proclaim that I will attempt to accomplish this task at the next Moz concert I attend!" :D
 
The hem of his garment would do for me
 
I'd like to run my hands through his hair -- is that considered a body part?:confused:
 
I do not like when people touch him uninvited. How would you feel if someone on the street just ran up to you and touched you?

I'm assuming we are talking about consensual touching here, so...his hair. I'd love to know how much hairspray he uses.
 
And, by George, the wallet would enjoy it! I'd take it out for a night it wouldn't forget too soon...

Out? You mean from the cerebral cortex all the way over to the cerebellum? Whatta guy!
 
The previous posts were either lovely or funny, mine's going to be just honest: his chest. Erm... or his tummy. Wait, TORSO! :D That includes both... :cool:
 
I'd like to rest my hands on his sacred head. :)

(perhaps he'd let me get my hands on his mammary glands??) :D
 
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