Kilt Uncle
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I would like to playfully tickle his feet with the decayed severed arm of Def Leppards drummer.
if you could touch one part of morrissey's body what would it be
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The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
(perhaps he'd let me get my hands on his mammary glands??)
It has to be said; the moobs, up close and live are mesmerising. Yet still, the wallet calls to me....
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Kilt Uncle
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I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Sorry for not treating this thread with the seriousness it obviously deserves.
I MUST be more serious:
Corrissey
lovable loser
That is sick and wrong, but I lol'd
the stuff you come up with!ok,
I've touched his soft hands and his muscular calf
so...I'd like to hold his face in my hands (which would also mean touching his sideburns
) look him in the eye, tell him I love him and ask if I can plant a soft kiss somewhere on his face, lips, cheek, nose, sideburn -I'm not picky 
moz'art girl
oh la la
I'd like to stroke his cheek and his hair tenderly...
...
sweet and tender hooligan
Black cloud
I would love to put my arms around him- does that count.
I wouldn't mind holding his hand again
I wouldn't mind holding his hand again
dicartwright
Active Member
His neck. Because if it's either to caress, touch, kiss or lick, it's the part I want most.
One part, nothing more?
One part, nothing more?
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I'd like to hold his face in my hands (which would also mean touching his sideburns
Good one.
I wouldn't mind touching his clavicle with the whole palm of my hand.
dicartwright
Active Member
oh that's beautiful... Meybe he'll let me reach from the neck down.
Kilt Uncle
Active Member
That is sick and wrong, but I lol'd
ok,
I've touched his soft hands and his muscular calf
I'd like to hold his face in my hands (which would also mean touching his sideburns
When Morrissey did pick me up at the Barrowlands in Glasgow in 95, i felt this tremendous spark between us. I'm waiting for him to write his official biography and mention it, which he certainly WILL..
In all seriousness, i would stride manfully on to the stage, shake him firmly by the hand, and say "Thank you for the music. You have made me less miserable than i would have been without you. Please use my mouth as a c*nt!"
It's probably best if i avoid such a situation..
Corrissey
lovable loser
westendgirl
Active Member
His lips.
Though I love this answer:
Touching his face seems to have many more opportunities.
Though I love this answer:
I'd like to hold his face in my hands (which would also mean touching his sideburns
Touching his face seems to have many more opportunities.
Vaudeville_Heroes
Young Gypsy
his chest, i guess i'd just caress his torso really. ...sigh.
Corrissey
lovable loser
His lips.
Though I love this answer:
Touching his face seems to have many more opportunities.
aw, thanks. I imagine it would take strength (willpower, control, etc!) to be gentle and kind while holding the face of the Man
I'd probably be reduced to putty, melt and end up just touching his shoes. 
Mike Mozfan
cardholder since 1999
I met him several times and only shook hands with him, and put my arm around his shoulder once for a picture.
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