Morrissey Official Twitter created - @officialmoz

UPDATE Sep. 18, 2017:

Posted by DrStatham:



First tweet from the account...

---

https://twitter.com/officialmoz

Has no-one noticed the @mozofficial twitter account? Only 10 followers!

---

Posted by Famous when dead:

Posted by an anonymous person:

And it's verified so it's real

 

[Anonymous]

trying hard to picture a Virginia Woolf in a twitters clothing.

https://twitter.com/VirginiaSWoolf

 

[celibate]

damn signed on the new official site,now Morrissey use Tweets

a sixpack tweets please

[never tweeted in his life,can't see the extra about my mobile sms service]

 

[Anonymous]

It's on! Waiting for the first tweet.

I can't see him being arsed with it to be honest !
It'll be left to some B M G employee to sort it out.

BtBB

 

[Anonymous]

At last !
B M G Have just tweeted a snippet of what we can expect from L I H S.



Benny-the-British-Butcher
123-231-123-231 argh ha ha haaaaaaa.

 

[King Leer]

The Internet is the Loneliest Planet

the more connected we are the lonelier we all become.social media,not for me.

 

[Anonymous]

Twitter. For people who need to be constantly interrupted by nonsense so their empty days can be filled with junk.

What would you call this website?

 

[Calamine Lotion]

Didn't he have a 'verified' one before though? All of these accounts and websites are a bit suspicious if you ask me.

He denied it. I believe it was the first shot fired in his war with Harvest. I have created a twitter account just to tweet at Morrissey but I think the best I can hope for is to be #blocked.

 

[ACTON]

Sir, are you aware that you are an active member of this forum?

Yes but I visit a couple of times a day as a short break from other things. I don't walk around like a zombie all day long staring at my phone just waiting to hear what some fool had for breakfast.

 

[DrStatham]

He denied it.

Exactly... Not like him to be on social media, I wouldn't be surprised if he never personally posts on this, the FB one or even his website.

 

[Calamine Lotion]

Exactly... Not like him to be on social media, I wouldn't be surprised if he never personally posts on this, the FB one or even his website.

Are you related to Dr Rumack?

 

[DrStatham]

Are you related to Dr Rumack?

I sense there is a joke here I am too tired to get.

 

[Anonymous]

Exactly... Not like him to be on social media, I wouldn't be surprised if he never personally posts on this, the FB one or even his website.

I agree. It's more likely just a way to directly convey basic album tour info to as many people as possible

 

[Calamine Lotion]

I sense there is a joke here I am too tired to get.

It was just random nonsense.

 

[DrStatham]

It was just random nonsense.

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

 

[Famous when dead]

NME:
It looks like Morrissey has finally got himself a Twitter account.

http://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-has-finally-joined-twitter-2141585

Regards,
FWD.

 

[Quando quando quando]

What would you call this website?

Solow in High-School?

 

[Anonymous]

Bit like this forum.

No, this forum is all about revenge and the unfolding of Uncleskinny's complete mental breakdown.

 

[Anonymous]

Solow in High-School?

Brilliant

 

[Anonymous]

Still no tweetings from the Luddite yet

Shyness is nice
But shyness can stop you
From tweeting all the things in life you'd like to

So if there's something you'd like to tweet Steve !
If there's something you'd like to tweet !
Stop being a Luddite, I won't laugh
Promise laughing how could I ?

#Switzerland is mine

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Quando quando quando]

Still no tweetings from the Luddite yet

Shyness is nice
But shyness can stop you
From tweeting all the things in life you'd like to

So if there's something you'd like to tweet Steve !
If there's something you'd like to tweet !
Stop being a Luddite, I won't laugh
Promise laughing how could I ?

#Switzerland is mine

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Tweeting a frightening verse to a bucktoothed girl in Luxembourg.
Or:
To a crazy butcher in the united kingdumb.
It does fit, rhythm wise.