PATHETIC!!

[Me]

Re: A Northerner in London

> You really are a pedantic prick aren't you?

And you have the inability to express yourself without using foul language, or being insulting.

> I wasn't a CHILD either, I hated it SINCE I was a child,

Yes, probably because St. Morrissey did.

> And as I said, I had stayed a few times too.

Ohh! Just like St. Morrissey!

> You don't understand the way
> Northerners feel about the South and particularly London so take it from
> one who knows and shut the f*** up. Sheesh!

Ah! You know, do you? And if I said I was from NEWCASTLE, would that make *you* "shut the f*** up"?

You should get your facts right before you comment, dope.

 

[Me]

Re: A Northerner in London

> Cheshire.

Ah! Cheshire!! Yeah! TOTALLY north! Practically SCOTTISH in fact!! Except Newcastle is about 70 miles further north.

 

[Me]

Re: More proof that the world is indeed full of crashing bores!

> What song is that from?

"the world is full of crashing bores", strangely enough.

 

[Me]

> It would be nice if life was that simple. Personally I agree with you, but
> unfortunately for most, getting wrapped up in over-analyzing everything
> seems to be a way of life, particularly within Morrissey's fanbase.

Probably because Morrissey encouraged it.

 

[Girl Drowning]

Re: A Northerner in London

Oh well if you're from NEWCASTLE, how come you don't understand the Northern attitude towards the south gonad? And just because you obviously hold certain views because Morrissey does, don't tar me with the same brush.

Oh and I'd know you were from Newcastle if you had the balls to have a profile, you f***ing loser.

> And you have the inability to express yourself without using foul
> language, or being insulting.

> Yes, probably because St. Morrissey did.

> Ohh! Just like St. Morrissey!

> Ah! You know, do you? And if I said I was from NEWCASTLE, would that make
> *you* "shut the f*** up"?

> You should get your facts right before you comment, dope.

 

[Girl Drowning]

Re: A Northerner in London

Oooooh you're more Northern than me! Well congrats f***wit, I have no idea why you think this makes you better but whatever, I suppose you have to take whatever you can in your sad life.

> Ah! Cheshire!! Yeah! TOTALLY north! Practically SCOTTISH in fact!! Except
> Newcastle is about 70 miles further north.

 

[Me]

Re: A Northerner in London

> Oh well if you're from NEWCASTLE, how come you don't understand the
> Northern attitude towards the south gonad?

I understand it entirely. I'm just surprised at the change. How nice to be called a testicle. I'd forgotten how pleasant it can be.

> And just because you obviously
> hold certain views because Morrissey does, don't tar me with the same
> brush.

I don't hold *anything* because Morrissey does, well, maybe my penis while urinating. If I didn't, I'd spray like a tom cat.

> Oh and I'd know you were from Newcastle if you had the balls...

You're simply *obsessed* with male genitaila, aren't you?

>....to have a profile,

I have a profile. Although it's hard to see it in the mirror.

>.. you f***ing loser.

Aww! You're so sweet! With your skilful vocabulary, you must be a boon at social functions.

 

[Me]

Re: A Northerner in London

> Oooooh you're more Northern than me!

'More of a Northerner' sounds better.

> Well congrats f***wit,

Just when I thought your vocab couldn't get any worse! You're a guttermouth! I'm wilting at your causticity!

> I have no idea...

Aha! You admit it!

> ....why you think this makes you better...

Possibly because you claimed superiority for being a 'Northerner'??

>... but whatever, I suppose you have to
> take whatever you can in your sad life.

My life is oh so sad. I cry nightly & wring my hands in despair on a daily basis. Please help me improve the quality of my life. PLEASE!!

 

[Girl Drowning]

Re: A Northerner in London

200 paracetamol should do it.

> My life is oh so sad. I cry nightly & wring my hands in despair on a
> daily basis. Please help me improve the quality of my life. PLEASE!!