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I have always been grateful that Steven Spielberg directed the "Raiders" movies and not his close collaborator George Lucas. Drawing a parallel between the Death Star and the Ark of the Covenant, if Lucas had directed the trilogy along the same story arc of the SW films (IV-V-VI), the third Indiana Jones movie would have begun with a team of Nazis sneaking into a U.S. Army warehouse to steal the Ark.
I watched all of the Indiana Jones movies. Does anybody want to ask me about archaeology or whips?
I have always been grateful that Steven Spielberg directed the "Raiders" movies and not his close collaborator George Lucas. Drawing a parallel between the Death Star and the Ark of the Covenant, if Lucas had directed the trilogy along the same story arc of the SW films (IV-V-VI), the third Indiana Jones movie would have begun with a team of Nazis sneaking into a U.S. Army warehouse to steal the Ark.
MARCUS
Indiana, they've got it. The Ark.
INDY
Who, Marcus?
MARCUS
The Nazis, I'm afraid. They've stolen it from the Army. Mr. Markham and Mr. Langston are here from the OSS--
INDY
I told you. I told you.
MR. MARKHAM
Easy, Dr. Jones. Are you familiar with the term 'audit'?
MR. LANGSTON
What my colleague is trying to say is, we need your help.
INDY
Forget it. You're on your own. You don't need my help anyway. I told you what happened when they tried to use the Ark before. Melting faces and all that.
MARCUS
Indy, not this time.
MR. MARKHAM
British intelligence has discovered that Hitler has the Ark in Berlin and-- well...this time they're not going to look inside the Ark.
INDY
They're not going to look inside? We may have a problem.
MR. MARKHAM
It's worse.
INDY
Worse? How can it be worse?
MR. MARKHAM
They are also recruiting a secret army of highly trained commandos to wield the Ark's power against the Allies.
INDY
A secret army! What can I do?
MR. LANGSTON
We intercepted this cable, Dr. Jones, but can't make heads or tails of it. "Ark arrived in Berlin. Stop. Did not peek. Stop. Unleash secret army. Stop. The Ewoks shall rule. Stop"
Marcus and Indy look at each other.
INDY AND MARCUS
They've discovered the Ewoks!
MR. LANGSTON
Does that mean something to you?
INDY
The Ewoks. Ancient Sumerian legend. An unstoppable army of fierce forest-dwellers. Slingshots. Sharp sticks. Netting. Creatures capable of fiendish improvisational warfare...large rolling logs, dirt clods, warriors soaring through the air on hang-gliders dropping rocks...you can't imagine. If the Ewoks gain control of the Ark it will be a total teddy bear apocalypse.
MR. LANGSTON
I can see Hitler's interest.
MR. MARKHAM
What can we do to stop these...Ewoks?
INDY
Scare them. Convince them that the United States has superior futuristic science-weaponry that will wipe them out, Ark included.
MR. LANGSTON
You've heard of the Manhattan Project, Dr. Jones?
INDY
Manhattan Project? What's that? I meant we should discover a lost temple in South America which is really a flying saucer built by an advanced alien civilization that can shoot beams of fire through people's heads.
MR. MARKHAM
That's just stupid.
MR. LANGSTON
Let's get back to these...Ewoks. Do you have a picture?
Indy opens a large, leather-bound book of lore to show the OSS men.
MR. MARKHAM
These things are Hitler's new army? You're joking.
Indy sighs.
INDY
You'd be surprised.
Indiana, they've got it. The Ark.
INDY
Who, Marcus?
MARCUS
The Nazis, I'm afraid. They've stolen it from the Army. Mr. Markham and Mr. Langston are here from the OSS--
INDY
I told you. I told you.
MR. MARKHAM
Easy, Dr. Jones. Are you familiar with the term 'audit'?
MR. LANGSTON
What my colleague is trying to say is, we need your help.
INDY
Forget it. You're on your own. You don't need my help anyway. I told you what happened when they tried to use the Ark before. Melting faces and all that.
MARCUS
Indy, not this time.
MR. MARKHAM
British intelligence has discovered that Hitler has the Ark in Berlin and-- well...this time they're not going to look inside the Ark.
INDY
They're not going to look inside? We may have a problem.
MR. MARKHAM
It's worse.
INDY
Worse? How can it be worse?
MR. MARKHAM
They are also recruiting a secret army of highly trained commandos to wield the Ark's power against the Allies.
INDY
A secret army! What can I do?
MR. LANGSTON
We intercepted this cable, Dr. Jones, but can't make heads or tails of it. "Ark arrived in Berlin. Stop. Did not peek. Stop. Unleash secret army. Stop. The Ewoks shall rule. Stop"
Marcus and Indy look at each other.
INDY AND MARCUS
They've discovered the Ewoks!
MR. LANGSTON
Does that mean something to you?
INDY
The Ewoks. Ancient Sumerian legend. An unstoppable army of fierce forest-dwellers. Slingshots. Sharp sticks. Netting. Creatures capable of fiendish improvisational warfare...large rolling logs, dirt clods, warriors soaring through the air on hang-gliders dropping rocks...you can't imagine. If the Ewoks gain control of the Ark it will be a total teddy bear apocalypse.
MR. LANGSTON
I can see Hitler's interest.
MR. MARKHAM
What can we do to stop these...Ewoks?
INDY
Scare them. Convince them that the United States has superior futuristic science-weaponry that will wipe them out, Ark included.
MR. LANGSTON
You've heard of the Manhattan Project, Dr. Jones?
INDY
Manhattan Project? What's that? I meant we should discover a lost temple in South America which is really a flying saucer built by an advanced alien civilization that can shoot beams of fire through people's heads.
MR. MARKHAM
That's just stupid.
MR. LANGSTON
Let's get back to these...Ewoks. Do you have a picture?
Indy opens a large, leather-bound book of lore to show the OSS men.
MR. MARKHAM
These things are Hitler's new army? You're joking.
Indy sighs.
INDY
You'd be surprised.
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