Suggest a title of Morrissey's autobiography

We can't let this thread go without the prerequisite suggestion of a quote from Shakespeare.

That You Alone Are You


He That Writes of You

(Meaning the way the lyrics have resonance)



What Nature Made So Clear


(Who is it that says most? which can say more
Than this rich praise, that you alone are you?
In whose confine immured is the store
Which should example where your equal grew.
Lean penury within that pen doth dwell
That to his subject lends not some small glory;
But he that writes of you, if he can tell
That you are you, so dignifies his story,
Let him but copy what in you is writ,
Not making worse what nature made so clear,
And such a counterpart shall fame his wit,
Making his style admired every where.)


(I don't know, maybe Morrissey hates Shakespeare, i'm a bit of a lightweight when it comes to knowing stuff like that.)
 
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I'm fond of a short witticism from one of my favorite misanthropes, Ambrose Bierce (although this was used for one of his more recent biographies):

Alone in Bad Company
 
I'm fond of a short witticism from one of my favorite misanthropes, Ambrose Bierce (although this was used for one of his more recent biographies):

Alone in Bad Company

On a similar note, he could always choose "Gang Of One" (after Bradford).
 
I had a dream about this in January...

According to the dream, the autobiography will be titled: "According to Schedule" :)

He's wearing a blue shirt on the cover.
 
Please please please, let me tell what I want
Still human
Wilde on my side
My place in this world
Oedipus and I (just kidding)
 
Last night I accidentally dislodged a bulging corner of the Frady Archive and out fell a 'Smash Hits' 'Panini' pop sticker from 1989; sticker #72 featuring Morrissey. On the reverse of the handsome peel-able portrait was an amusing little biog of "Stephen Patrick", which ended with the line ~

"Morrissey lives near Manchester and is not very normal"​

With a slight adjustment to tense, this'll do :thumb:
 
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