Who is your solo crush?

[CrystalGeezer]

yeah, but you don't know my sexual history.

That's true. It just seems like you'd like a cold beer and a nice pair of titties to end the evening off just right.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

i thought as much. i'll have to try to look gayer.

Gay that beard up a bit, would you?

 

[yesitis]

That's true. It just seems like you'd like a cold beer and a nice pair of titties to end the evening off just right.

some nights yeah. some nights i want a shirley temple and a nice hard cock.

Gay that beard up a bit, would you?

i'm adding glitter right now. that's gay right?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

some nights yeah. some nights i want a shirley temple and a nice hard cock.

i'm adding glitter right now. that's gay right?

Nice and yes, glitter always does the trick. Pix plz, kthx.

 

[yesitis]

Nice and yes, glitter always does the trick. Pix plz, kthx.

sorry, i was lying. i'm actually sitting here in my underwear, scratching my balls and drinking gin from the bottle. is that still gay?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

sorry, i was lying. i'm actually sitting here in my underwear, scratching my balls and drinking gin from the bottle. is that still gay?

Like the coolest gay ever.

 

[yesitis]

Like the coolest gay ever.

that'll be my new sig. probably not though, i can't be f***ing bothered.

 

[Reelaround]

sorry, i was lying. i'm actually sitting here in my underwear, scratching my balls and drinking gin from the bottle. is that still gay?

No, it's called pimping yourself

 

[Reelaround]

Well come on then, show your sweaty bollocks?

 

[yesitis]

Well come on then, show your sweaty bollocks?

how much cash you got?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

me too

Shit, woman--didn't I include you in my list at the top of this thread? Or is my crush not good enough for you?

Or did I forget to include you?

 

[Reelaround]

how much cash you got?

There you go pimping again

Get some self respect and stop right there

 

[yesitis]

There you go pimping again

Get some self respect and stop right there

i think you'll find i'm whoring myself out. again.

 

[Ellen]

yeah, but you don't know my sexual history.

Unfortunately we now ALL know Robby's. Thanks for that.

 

[modrevolve]

I have a crush on all the hot mamas from the mid-west if it makes you feel any better

me too

 

[Ben Budd]

Oh. My. God. You just have NO idea what that post meant, and who it was by.

Read what I said.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Unfortunately we now ALL know Robby's. Thanks for that.

none so far this year
&

I want a secret admirer .

ok, ur the book reading girl, right? i like that

 

[oscillate wildly]

Indeed i am.

but if our admiration for you were posted, it would no longer be a secret.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

but if our admiration for you were posted, it would no longer be a secret.

i know, i effed up

 

[Ellen]

Read what I said.

I did. I found it utterly unenthrawling.