Leo ....
I think he’s Homosexual
He crawled into my bed on Tuesday
Night when I’d had a few
And tried to swing around on my “ahem” like he was on a climbing frame ..
He was then put swiftly back into the tv unit and has just been brought out now
Just to show you....
He’s a sexual freak ...
He waits till I’m drunk then
Climbs in with me ....