Morrissey Central "Somewhere near Leeds." (July 11, 2023)

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Brendan Buckley (drums), Jesse Tobias (guitar), Carmen Vandenberg (guitar), Camila Grey (keyboard). Juan Galeano (bass) and Morrissey (bagpipes) are not in this picture - by choice.

 
The boys in the band.
 
With the ousting of Boz and Alain, Jesse's finally got himself in the position he always wanted - number one henchman. It kinda feels like a hollow victory though, with Mozzas career at an all-time low. Still, he seems to be enjoying himself.
 
So these four are running round the country have a gay old time, while Morrissey stays at his London hotel getting smashed on vodka and penning letters to newspapers about dolphins.
Just because the band is somewhere near Leeds doesn't mean that Morrissey is.
That sounds rather nice actually, the vodka and insulting newspaper editors, I mean.
 
That sounds rather nice actually, the vodka and insulting newspaper editors, I mean.
Well, we’d all like to just not go to work, get pissed and write letters to people, but some of us take our jobs seriously and actually turn up.
 
Kinda' obnoxious and insensitive to post photos from some five star enclave when you stiffed your fans by cancelling a show with zero explanation. #worst line up ever. They look like an indie band put together by central casting for a shit dramedy on the CW network.
 
Kinda' obnoxious and insensitive to post photos from some five star enclave when you stiffed your fans by cancelling a show with zero explanation. #worst line up ever. They look like an indie band put together by central casting for a shit dramedy on the CW network.
Difference is, Tobias looks like the psycho band manager
 
Typical smug/arrogant Jesse.

Meanwhile he's the single biggest reason Morrissey's music (both in studio and live) has going consistently down the toilet since he joined in 2004.
 
Typical smug/arrogant Jesse.

Meanwhile he's the single biggest reason Morrissey's music (both in studio and live) has going consistently down the toilet since he joined in 2004.
Those in the know Morrissey will fall flat on his arse. Yet again.
Those in the know just know what mattered,wisely left a long, long, long time ago. He knows that but plods on and on and on.
Writing his letters about exploitation.
Oh the irony.
History will hang him high.
 
Carmen = Sweetie-Pie
Tobias = Shadow manager
Brandon = Son of Bruce Lees' son
Camila = Brian Molko's little sister

And more I will not say.
 

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