Morrissey, like me, has the resources to organise a private flight to Stockholm where there's no lockdown.
Where is this little gobshite hiding out, anyway? Lausanne? Altrincham? Los Angeles? Rome? Instanbul? Or at Katie Hopkin's house?
Wherever he is he has massive Privilege. He isn't living in a multi-generational occupancy terraced house in Small Heath or a council flat in Tower Hamlets where social distancing is impossible, is he?
Is he joining the Tea Party revolts in Red State USA against the lockdown? Who is this Big Brother? Trump? Boris? The CDC or the NHS?
How does he even know anything about this given he doesn't watch the news?
I'm in lockdown and 'everyday is like Sunday' in a good way. I can hear the dawn chorus, there is less traffic on the road, just emergency workers and 'sunday drivers' and boy racers having a bit of naughty fun as they go put their lives on the line at some retail park. 'Big Brother conformism...otherwise known as Kung Flu'...what is this incoherent drivel meant to relate? A complaint about the Big Brother Chinese Communist Party state that covered up the virus and locked up whistleblower doctors? Did Wuhan feel like a Sunday 'groundhog day'...why? Is Sunday significant to Chinese people in the same way?
The sun is shining and it was often shining in Rhyl in the early 70s on family holidays paid for by my bus driver dad and taxi assistant to the disabled kids mother...why was Morrissey so ungrateful to get a holiday anyway? Little eejit, someone should have given him a good slap around the arse once he started whining.
Is this some sort of attempt to link his plan to monetise the Bataclan massacre with this latest absurd attempt to garner interest in his his back catalogue to generate revenues and attention of the Covid19 pandemic? What f***ing planet is this prick actually living on?
Is the reference to the Zager and Evan's song meant to signify that Morrissey has advanced aesthetics? Musical taste? Or that he is just a desperate magpie who will grasp at anything that flie past his addled brain? "In the year 2525, if man is still alive"...are we gonna get a Morrissey Pandemic Remix of this?...that would at least be moderately interesting rather than utterly ridiculous. I assume he thinks this song is a 'prophesy' of some sort of Big Brother dystopia? How novel an interpretation!....smfh...
So Morrissey scans Social Media for loving and respectful clips or does that hairdresser he nicked from my salon in Cheltenham do it for him whilst he reclines on a chaise longue with a grape in his mouth and a buttplug up his arse'n'all?
Even as satire this would be dire but...it isn't meant as a joke, is it? Fcuk me....it just gets betta and betta like a nice hot bag-a-chipz..
Andy
aka BrummieBoy
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-hopkins-warned-police-breaking-21821700