Mozzer's Left Eyebrow
Yes, I Am Pined
The best actors this week were Christian in Enders and Roy Cropper in Corrie.
Ian Beale hitting on Tanya Branning made me chuckle.
I missed a lot of Corrie recently so I'm not sure what's going on with Tony/Roy but I'm sure I'll catch up. However I heard that Gail Platt marries Home To Roost man but he doesn't stick around too long. Poor Gail, that'll give her the long face..
While I'm at it, Peter Barlow's son is annoying. :
blanche is dead. And not in the soap, in real life. Genuinely sad.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s3/coronationstreet/news/a189624/in-pictures-maggie-joness-corrie-career.html
Enoyed Corrie last night, really looking forward to the opening of Bar Low shortly. Nice to see Peter back on the sauce! What happened to the bookies though??? This storyline with Becky and the baby is really shoddily put together - Steve leaves her because she won't have kids and then...she has one! That's a nice message for no one. Also not long til the demise of Klever Kitchens now, he is a goon but it has been nice to watch him twitch his way into the grave. Fed up with the whole Molly/Tyrone/Kevin situation now, and Dev/Sunita and the kids that he was supposedly seeing every other Saturday for the last five years. Great writing, reminds me of Neighbours.
Enders: f***ing hell, are they joking? It was bad enough having to go thru Archie's funeral last week, and then they go and hit me with the 'auditions' for the Vic last night. That whole scene was pathetic, although there was a nice shot of Christian gurning with a toothpick in his mouth and the scenes with his new boyfriend were quite amusing. Mitchellwatch: I used to think Janus was a c*** but now I realise she's actually quite a good actress doing her best with a rubbish script and a stupid character. This new Daniel Mitchell is another pleb - he's not really related to them, is he? I think it's further flim flam from Makepeace and Reg.
Also, what were they trying to do with Dotty last night? Why do they bother with those scenes? And Doctor Alfie and his 'mates' from Cornwall? I literally glaze over whenever he's on. I think I actually miss Archie, that's how bad things are.
You don't complain much do you?!
You don't complain much do you?!
No, not much. But to be fair they are giving me the material to work with.
I was in the Spar earlier and noticed that Grant was one one of the faces on the front of TV Quick/Inside Soap as one of the suspects for Archie's murder. Is he really coming back or is it just flim flam? I don't trust these soap spoiler magazines, it's like Peter Andre's "dignified silence" all over again.
I was more amazed that the words
''We're Mitchulls, we stick togevvah'' was not uttered once in the short time I watched it. I thought those five words were compulsory in each scene
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Eastenders - also featuring:
"Woss goin orn?" (per episode)
"I fought we was gunna make a fresh start?" (weekly)
I swear the sciptwriters in Eastenders have a something akin to a swearbox by where every time they mention "the family" they're given a fiver.
Best soap/ coninual drama at the mo? DOCTORS. f***ing amazing. Crap acting, ludicruous storylines, and shot in HD.
Corrie is the best written, by a country mile and Eastenders depresses me. But I watch it occasionally. (like once a week!! when a match like Fulham v Portsmouth is on the football)
I miss Brookie
Hang on..... wasn't she replaced by a fitter looking bird..... one with a whole nose as opposed to one with a hole in her nose
Wasn't Westbrook married to some 'other famous (for 5 minutes) celebrity' for about 3 weeks?
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